or "Man pulling prank gets shot"It's amazing we don't hear news like "Prank gone wrong, man died of heart attack" more often.
or "Man pulling prank gets shot"
A couple were walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve, when they felt a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining", said the man.
"It is snowing", said the woman.
"How about we ask a 3rd opinion from this Communist guard here?" asked the man.
So they walked over, "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
The officer replied, "It is definitely raining."
The man turned to his wife with a smile and said, "See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Stealing this joke to piss off my craft beer fiend co-worker.Why do rabbits like IPAs?
BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOPS.
Be sure to throw a BUGSWEISER joke in there somewhere.Stealing this joke to piss off my craft beer fiend co-worker.
I tried hard. This never happens to me.Any joke can be an erection joke, if you just try hard enough.