Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

What does @gee get when he looks at porn?

A zamboni.

 

[Jehannum]

I have a fear of German sausage.

It's true, I fear the wurst.

 

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A father whale and his son are swimming when the son whale asks his father "where did I come from." The father whale replies "from my penis son." The son rolls his eyes and says "thanks dad" to which the father whale replies "you're whale cum son, you're whale cum."

 

[kiwi]

In what year does New Years come before Christmas?






























All of them.

 

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[MacG]

It's amazing we don't hear news like "Prank gone wrong, man died of heart attack" more often.

 

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It's amazing we don't hear news like "Prank gone wrong, man died of heart attack" more often.

or "Man pulling prank gets shot"

 

[MacG]

or "Man pulling prank gets shot"

A prank tv show host got a serious beating here after throwing a bucket of yellow paint onto a Mercedes.

 

[Jehannum]

A couple were walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve, when they felt a slight precipitation.

"I think it's raining", said the man.

"It is snowing", said the woman.

"How about we ask a 3rd opinion from this Communist guard here?" asked the man.

So they walked over, "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

The officer replied, "It is definitely raining."

The man turned to his wife with a smile and said, "See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."

 

[MacG]

A couple were walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve, when they felt a slight precipitation.

"I think it's raining", said the man.

"It is snowing", said the woman.

"How about we ask a 3rd opinion from this Communist guard here?" asked the man.

So they walked over, "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

The officer replied, "It is definitely raining."

The man turned to his wife with a smile and said, "See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."

Took me a moment, and this is actually terrible. Bravo.

 

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Why are female Browns fans cool to date?

Because they're not expecting a ring in the future.

 

[Jehannum]

Why do rabbits like IPAs?
BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOPS.

 

[Jehannum]

Why do astronauts only eat popsicles?
Because in space, nobody can hear ice scream.

 

[Floptical]

A dog can't run a MRI machine. But cats can.

 

[gee]

Why do rabbits like IPAs?
BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOPS.

Stealing this joke to piss off my craft beer fiend co-worker.

 

[Jehannum]

Stealing this joke to piss off my craft beer fiend co-worker.

Be sure to throw a BUGSWEISER joke in there somewhere.

 

[Jehannum]

Any joke can be an erection joke, if you just try hard enough.

 

[nukes]

Any joke can be an erection joke, if you just try hard enough.

I tried hard. This never happens to me.
I'm going home.

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a drummer with an IQ of 160?

A corps.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

what is the most confusing day of the year for black kids?

fathers day