Bad Jokes

Darth Handsome said:
The older chicks are more skilled & have more $$$. They can even pay for the pizza afterwards.
Chicks in their 20's are often too dumb to be hot.
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i would rather hook up once with a 20yr old than hook up once with a woman in her 40's. At one time I had a fwb who was in her 40's, divorced, and had a son. Whenever her ex had the kid for the weekend she would call me up.

Everything was going fine for months and months. One day she called me when i was sick and i said i couldn't come over. She asked if I wanted her to make me some soup and bring it over. I told her look just because you're old enough to be my mom doesn't make you her.

She got extremely rustled and we never talked again.
 
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King Wickie said:
i would rather hook up once with a 20yr old than hook up once with a woman in her 40's. At one time I had a fwb who was in her 40's, divorced, and had a son. Whenever her ex had the kid for the weekend she would call me up.

Everything was going fine for months and months. One day she called me when i was sick and i said i couldn't come over. She asked if I wanted her to make me some soup and bring it over. I told her look just because you're old enough to be my mom doesn't make you her.

She got extremely rustled and we never talked again.
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Oh man that sucks. But take it from me, the older ones can take a joke better than the younger ones can, typically. Broads in their 20s haven't been straightened out yet & most still think they're a Disney princess.
 
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King Wickie said:
i would rather hook up once with a 20yr old than hook up once with a woman in her 40's. At one time I had a fwb who was in her 40's, divorced, and had a son. Whenever her ex had the kid for the weekend she would call me up.

Everything was going fine for months and months. One day she called me when i was sick and i said i couldn't come over. She asked if I wanted her to make me some soup and bring it over. I told her look just because you're old enough to be my mom doesn't make you her.

She got extremely rustled and we never talked again.
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That's awesome.
 
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A gorilla walks into a bar, sees a child in a booster seat and backs out slowly.

"Hey man, I don't want any trouble."
 
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MacG said:
How does @nukes make tea?




Hebrews it.
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