Baby School Daze!

Not wait around so you can get your bratty kids when you're ready. How rude and entitled can parents be?
I'm certainly not asking them to stay. I'd be fukn' thrilled if they'd let my kids walk home without anybody, but apparently that's not an option because of all you "think of the children" voters.
 
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I run the fine line with lateness.
Last year 3:23 got me a 5 to 10 minute cruise through.
If i miss, they put them in the after school program @$20 each.

Our school, back then, was a busy place. Lots of kids and their parents hung around for a while. If I was running late, I knew they were safe. They just played basketball with 20 other Kids whose parents sucked at being on time.
 
"Because that teacher's a self-important dickwad"

later...

"yes, you may tell her I said that"

When she was in 3rd grade, I did tell her that the fireman, who apparently came to visit the classroom, was wrong & I was happy to go and tell him.

Not knowing what was ACTUALLY happening the next day,

she blurts out, 'Well, you don't have to. He's coming back tomorrow & I'll tell him.' me=o_O:confused:

She came home the next day & said, "he said you were right dad." :happy:

#winning
 
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"Because that teacher's a self-important dickwad"

later...

"yes, you may tell her I said that"
When my son was 7-8 or so, he had a lot of trouble at a particular school who handled kids by locking them in a room adjacent to class.

It was called the quiet room & had no windows, like a prison cell, only like, the size of a closet.

I had calls from the principal on the daily telling me that I "need to come pick up my son because he threw the chair out of the quiet room/yelled at the teacher for putting another kid in" prison", etc etc etc once

I found out about this "quiet room" and had seen it in person, I was livid & refused to cooperate with this shitty, bitchy principal until they found another source for giving kids quiet time.

I even threatened to go to the state board.

And, eventually, I did. We all had a big, fun meeting & the prison cell was obliterated. The board actually seemed concerned at the bitchiness of the principal.
 
Oh, and long story short, my son actually told her at one point that she was a "terrible woman, who can't do her job properly". Which was obviously something he'd overheard from me talking to someone about her.

But then, he did also call her a motherfucker at one point. That wasn't too cool
 
Oh, and long story short, my son actually told her at one point that she was a "terrible woman, who can't do her job properly". Which was obviously something he'd overheard from me talking to someone about her.

But then, he did also call her a motherfucker at one point. That wasn't too cool
I'd pay $100 to him to call my kids principal motherfucker.

Good thing I can't spare $100.
 
I'd pay $100 to him to call my kids principal motherfucker.

Good thing I can't spare $100.
Lol! He knows better now. He'd be grounded for years if he pulled that now. Tbh, the schools only aided his problems. It was nightmare there.
 
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I'd pay $100 to him to call my kids principal motherfucker.

Good thing I can't spare $100.

Time to for a startup fund, Nukes.
My son's principle is probably in a retirement home by now, but she could use a good "fuck you" from a kid with an accent.
 
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You don't know any teachers, do you? They work at school, go home, grade papers, write lessons plans, and most work over the summer to supplement their shitty income.

So go fuck yourself.

You know I knew this was coming. :)
 
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