Baby School Daze!

[nukes]

1st day of school for the twins. Wife drops em off, I picks em up.
Cept on Thursday, I drop em off on Thursday.
Wednesday I get the day off, meaning she's off, she does the whole routine on Wednesday while I'm making the doughnuts.
I haven't been in the pickup line for over 2 months.
You think you people hate cabbies?
My kids attend an upscale charter school in Gaston county. Beemers, Lexus. Soccer moms. Visual deathrays of hatred aimed at me.
Which is nothing compared to the war I'm in with Ms. Andreas, the Lower School Principal.
The diatribe of animosity she displayed last year is unparalleled.

So fasten your seatbelts kiddies, School Daze are here.
Caveman Daddy just wants to remain Neanderthal and scrape money off the street, but mommy gotta work too.
Even tho ACA has made the insurance Mommy slaves for almost worthless, Daddy gotta pitch in too.
Fuck that bulldyke principal.
Right in the anus.

 

[MacG]

Your posts are a constant reminder for me not to get married or to have children.

How many kids do you have anyways? You sound like a nomad gypsy family, not that anything wrong with that.

 

[nukes]

Twins Mac. It's pretty cool. Obviously I'm not fond of the school pickup line, but I do like being a parent.

 

[nukes]

Oh and my son was the top kindergarten reader in the entire state of NC.
Not too shabby. Maths need work tho, both kids.

 

[Strings]

1st day of school for the twins. Wife drops em off, I picks em up.
Cept on Thursday, I drop em off on Thursday.
Wednesday I get the day off, meaning she's off, she does the whole routine on Wednesday while I'm making the doughnuts.
I haven't been in the pickup line for over 2 months.
You think you people hate cabbies?
My kids attend an upscale charter school in Gaston county. Beemers, Lexus. Soccer moms. Visual deathrays of hatred aimed at me.
Which is nothing compared to the war I'm in with Ms. Andreas, the Lower School Principal.
The diatribe of animosity she displayed last year is unparalleled.

So fasten your seatbelts kiddies, School Daze are here.
Caveman Daddy just wants to remain Neanderthal and scrape money off the street, but mommy gotta work too.
Even tho ACA has made the insurance Mommy slaves for almost worthless, Daddy gotta pitch in too.
Fuck that bulldyke principal.
Right in the anus.

Above wall of text abridged for @Darth Handsome
'Nukes' kids are going back to school'

 

[MacG]

Oh and my son was the top kindergarten reader in the entire state of NC.
Not too shabby. Maths need work tho, both kids.

A CEO, or maybe even the next president in the making.

I'll vote for him if I relocate to USA.

 

[helenabear]

I hope they have fun at school!

I'm a lazy ass myself and send my kid on the bus in the morning. Though sometimes I'll take him in if I need to be there or he has something huge to carry. We pick him up (my dad gets him a day or two and I get the rest) and let him play after school though.

We live in an upscale area, but have an average school with the most diversity and nicest parents. A set of twins moved to another school that is even more snooty of an area. Like being in nice areas of Connecticut I guess. The mom said it's totally different there.

At least when I ditched my CR-V for a mini the moms around me were like "so cool!" where I'm sure for other areas that black Suburban is their status symbol - their identity of sorts.

I'm still a tiny one in a sea of large. But I kid of like it. If they can't handle different, fuck it!

 

[nukes]

I hope they have fun at school!

I'm a lazy ass myself and send my kid on the bus in the morning. Though sometimes I'll take him in if I need to be there or he has something huge to carry. We pick him up (my dad gets him a day or two and I get the rest) and let him play after school though.

We live in an upscale area, but have an average school with the most diversity and nicest parents. A set of twins moved to another school that is even more snooty of an area. Like being in nice areas of Connecticut I guess. The mom said it's totally different there.

At least when I ditched my CR-V for a mini the moms around me were like "so cool!" where I'm sure for other areas that black Suburban is their status symbol - their identity of sorts.

I'm still a tiny one in a sea of large. But I kid of like it. If they can't handle different, fuck it!

You've convinced me. I should show up in a Jim Morrison Spanish leather suit with custom leather boots and a guitar slung over my shoulders.
Play the bad boy angle.

I think the babes at the pool think I'm an Oceans 11 criminal.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Yeah, that made my ride home from the pool irritating this morning.

 

[MacG]

I hope they have fun at school!

I'm a lazy ass myself and send my kid on the bus in the morning. Though sometimes I'll take him in if I need to be there or he has something huge to carry. We pick him up (my dad gets him a day or two and I get the rest) and let him play after school though.

We live in an upscale area, but have an average school with the most diversity and nicest parents. A set of twins moved to another school that is even more snooty of an area. Like being in nice areas of Connecticut I guess. The mom said it's totally different there.

At least when I ditched my CR-V for a mini the moms around me were like "so cool!" where I'm sure for other areas that black Suburban is their status symbol - their identity of sorts.

I'm still a tiny one in a sea of large. But I kid of like it. If they can't handle different, fuck it!

Lazy ass? My parents NEVER took me to school and I turned up just fine.


Lol, fine.

 

[Strings]

I think the babes at the pool think I'm an Oceans 11 criminal.

Because you look like Carl Reiner?

 

[MacG]

Yeah, that made my ride home from the pool irritating this morning.

I hate that too. When the school season starts the traffuck doubles and mornings become more nightmarish than they already are.

 

[nukes]

Because you look like Carl Reiner?

Saul Bloom is a real playa.
Hate the game, motherfucker.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Getting back into the drop-off/pick-up routine is a pita

 

[helenabear]

You've convinced me. I should show up in a Jim Morrison Spanish leather suit with custom leather boots and a guitar slung over my shoulders.
Play the bad boy angle.

I think the babes at the pool think I'm an Oceans 11 criminal.

LOL just be yourself. I am just as happy to chat with the marine vet as I am with the chirpy mom or the one with purple hair. Don't really care.

Of course you might want to remember I go to the more diverse of the uppity schools so my advice could suck royally for you

We're so uppity that every child in all the grades now has their own device. Even freaking Kindergarteners have their own tablet. I just sent my 8 yo to school with an iPad Pro w/ keyboard. WTF?

Lazy ass? My parents NEVER took me to school and I turned up just fine.


Lol, fine.

I don't work outside of the home and we live like a mile and a half from school. I could take him and I'll ride by his school later on my way to the gym which is literally across the street from his school. So yeah, kind of a lazy ass. My son loves riding the bus though so it's all cool

 

[MacG]

I don't work outside of the home and we live like a mile and a half from school. I could take him and I'll ride by his school later on my way to the gym which is literally across the street from his school. So yeah, kind of a lazy ass. My son loves riding the bus though so it's all cool

Laziness is the best.

 

[Floptical]

1st day of school for the twins. Wife drops em off, I picks em up.
Cept on Thursday, I drop em off on Thursday.
Wednesday I get the day off, meaning she's off, she does the whole routine on Wednesday while I'm making the doughnuts.
I haven't been in the pickup line for over 2 months.
You think you people hate cabbies?
My kids attend an upscale charter school in Gaston county. Beemers, Lexus. Soccer moms. Visual deathrays of hatred aimed at me.
Which is nothing compared to the war I'm in with Ms. Andreas, the Lower School Principal.
The diatribe of animosity she displayed last year is unparalleled.

So fasten your seatbelts kiddies, School Daze are here.
Caveman Daddy just wants to remain Neanderthal and scrape money off the street, but mommy gotta work too.
Even tho ACA has made the insurance Mommy slaves for almost worthless, Daddy gotta pitch in too.
Fuck that bulldyke principal.
Right in the anus.

You know Uber drivers don't have these issues

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Uber drivers also eat school children

 

[Floptical]

Getting back into the drop-off/pick-up routine is a pita

Tell me about it. Microflop's school goes to a STEM school that doesn't have buses at all so you have no choice but to deal with the horror of "car pool" drop off and pick up. It's like a battle twice a day.

 

[MacG]

Buy your kids bikes. Problem solved.