Baby School Daze!
- Thread starter nukes
- Start date
30 meters past where I was at this time yesterday.
Progress? Why not.
Id like to think I'm not the only parent who ripped them a new one for traffic flowing into the street yesterday.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
My kid hops a schoolbus that takes him to the daycare hes gone to since he was 1, and he hangs out there until I get off work
That sitting in line business is for chumps
That sitting in line business is for chumps
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
JESUS I FORGOT TO TURN THE PHONE AGAIN AND DARTH MADE THE SAME LAME JOKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Was 20 minutes in the pickup line which did not spill out onto the highway.
Those horse faced bulldykes are making progress!!
Those horse faced bulldykes are making progress!!
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
I remember that long line.
It used to run along the sidewalk by teh school (parking lot was on the other side of the sidewalk). I'd drive past those coffee mug drinking sluts, slip into the parking lot, park the car, walk 20 ft, get my kid, back in the car & bam. Straight Outta Hell
It used to run along the sidewalk by teh school (parking lot was on the other side of the sidewalk). I'd drive past those coffee mug drinking sluts, slip into the parking lot, park the car, walk 20 ft, get my kid, back in the car & bam. Straight Outta Hell
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Kids will understand. It's the Late Shaming from the teachers that I hated.
but apparently you arent allowed to leave your car at Checkpoint DoraTheExplorer these days. If you unbuckle your seatbelt or take your hands off 12 and 2, the school resource officer will waddle over and taze you.
My younger son had an easier pick up schedule. Detentions will do that.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
There's no parking lot at the school you can simply park in?
None of the moms in our neighborhood wanted to get their ass off the minivan seat. That, or they still needed a shower & were hiding behind the sunglasses.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Well aren't you the delicate snowflake. Nobody shames me, because I have no shame.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
You should know I have no shame.
My issue is not wanting to clear up "Dad, why does the teacher yell at you after school?"
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
"Because that teacher's a self-important dickwad"
later...
"yes, you may tell her I said that"