Yay I'm on Vacation for 2 weeks!!!

[*Fuxx Burger*]

And I flew into Portland last night.
However the damn time zones got me all screwed up. I was wide awake at 5am

So, what shall I do whilst on vacation

 

[theacoustician]

post pics. scantily clad pics.

edit : of yourself.

 

[kiwi]

post pics. scantily clad pics.

edit : of yourself.

QFT

Lots of them

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I'll see what I can do.

First thing on my list:
Lunch with the mother in law

Second thing on my list
A special date FB has planned tonight

 

[Sarcasmo]

GAZUNGAS! GAZUNGAS! GAZUNGAS! GAZUNGAS!

 

[zengirl]

Do you have to ask?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Do you have to ask?

whatever do you mean

 

[kiwi]

whatever do you mean

I think you should make him wait till the wedding night so it's more romantic

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I think you should make him wait till the wedding night so it's more romantic

Yeah we tried that. Lasted a good ohhh.... 6 months

 

[kiwi]

Yeah we tried that. Lasted a good ohhh.... 6 months

You should start now till the wedding Just think of all the things he would do to try to convince you to have sex.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

You should start now till the wedding Just think of all the things he would do to try to convince you to have sex.

Oh my... that's- BLOODY BRILLIANT!!

 

[BigDov]

DON'T FORGET ABOUT LUNCH WITH ME TOMORROW FUXX


edit- you think we can ditch Fat for just a few minutes?????

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

DON'T FORGET ABOUT LUNCH WITH ME TOMORROW FUXX


edit- you think we can ditch Fat for just a few minutes?????

Meet me in the bathroom tomorrow when you hear me say
"The dove flies southward when the witch is eating an apple"

He won't suspect at thing :

 

[BigDov]

Meet me in the bathroom tomorrow when you hear me say
"The dove flies southward when the witch is eating an apple"

He won't suspect at thing :

Sounds like a plan

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

mmmmm taters

 

[Fat Burger]

Everyone is conspiring against me

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Everyone is conspiring against me

So...?

 

[fly]

Everyone is conspiring against me

I don't want to wait.

 

[zengirl]

Yeah we tried that. Lasted a good ohhh.... 6 months

That long? We made it, oh... um... 3 weeks?

 

[Fat Burger]

That long? We made it, oh... um... 3 weeks?

Well considering we've always been at least 300 miles apart...