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they tried to trick me into obeying the monarchy by giving me a coronation invitation and some of their old money
this is 1/960th of a british pound which makes it about seven dollars, I think
and a car but I'm pretty sure I won't fit
nemo knows me so well
when I refused to stand for the queen nemo gave me this and told me it's supposed to be worn as a shawl while I'm in scotland. isn't she nice?
I dozed under nemo's ever watchful gaze. quite creepy
of course
PUPPY
you should have seen how gracefully I fell over that fence
signed up for a membership card at a sports equipment store. it lets you chose from a variety of sports related pictures for the card, as I was browsing through the selection DJB mentions "you'd think they'd have beach volleyball, wouldn't you?"
that's exactly what I was looking for
HEY LOOK ONLY AMERICA HAS TRAFFIC LOL
New Asshole
completely unrelated to everything else but the first hotel I stayed at had the strangest shower door. it went halfway across and stopped, no curtain for the rest of it. water just splashed all over the door and floor.
but it was still a thousand times better than a shower in afghanistan. this has been a great vacation so far, it was nice to spend christmas with friends even with having to re-introduce myself to DJB every few hours. I think the dementia has gotten worse but it's hard to tell
this is 1/960th of a british pound which makes it about seven dollars, I think
and a car but I'm pretty sure I won't fit
nemo knows me so well
when I refused to stand for the queen nemo gave me this and told me it's supposed to be worn as a shawl while I'm in scotland. isn't she nice?
I dozed under nemo's ever watchful gaze. quite creepy
of course
PUPPY
you should have seen how gracefully I fell over that fence
signed up for a membership card at a sports equipment store. it lets you chose from a variety of sports related pictures for the card, as I was browsing through the selection DJB mentions "you'd think they'd have beach volleyball, wouldn't you?"
that's exactly what I was looking for
HEY LOOK ONLY AMERICA HAS TRAFFIC LOL
New Asshole
completely unrelated to everything else but the first hotel I stayed at had the strangest shower door. it went halfway across and stopped, no curtain for the rest of it. water just splashed all over the door and floor.
but it was still a thousand times better than a shower in afghanistan. this has been a great vacation so far, it was nice to spend christmas with friends even with having to re-introduce myself to DJB every few hours. I think the dementia has gotten worse but it's hard to tell
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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Re the shower curtain, that's standard in the UK, you obvioulsly just showered wrong if you got water everywhere. 
Got some good pics from your phone there
Got some good pics from your phone there
A pretty feeble attempt at cricket and the most futile 30 minutes of my life trying to explain it.
As we seem to have a mini-invasion of Americans I thought it would be good to collect all the news and pics of their sojourn in the UK in one place. Hopefully this will shame them into going home and leaving us alone.
Firstly pics of how Semper insisted his room was decorated. I'm not used to my house guests having riders but he was really clear that he wouldn't stay otherwise.
He also insisted on having some dried rations in case he got hungry, Mark Spitz speedos, a Christmas tie and various banknotes as he wasn't sure what he'd need here.
Holy shit, did you really decorate his room this way? Lolololol
the flag was the first requirement, I told him if it wasn't there I'd build a mcdonalds on his estate
as soon as the train pulled in to New Asshole I knew I had to get that shot
Re the shower curtain, that's standard in the UK, you obvioulsly just showered wrong if you got water everywhere.
Got some good pics from your phone there
as soon as the train pulled in to New Asshole I knew I had to get that shot
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A pretty feeble attempt at cricket and the most futile 30 minutes of my life trying to explain it.
Now that I'm in Aus, I am surrounded/suffocated by cricket! If not playing it, watching it being played by pros on TV, or Liam, kids, cousins, etc... I've found that learning while just watching it being played works best. It's seriously the most ridiculously confusing sport! OK, maybe not THE most, but yea.
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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Yup.
Complete, as Mike posted, with a huge picture of me looking over him.
Fcking lol
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Now I just have to see what is in store for me at the Valves when I rock up to them in March
Suggeted ideas so far are a single mattress on the floor, a candle and disconnected electrics, you know, so I'm feeling right at home.
it's a real one!
@Mrs. Valve you can find it at the earl's court station off the piccadilly line http://goo.gl/maps/jEHeu
click on the double arrow on that map
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Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Incidentally both myself and DJB have slept on/in haystacks at one point or another.
Ah British living
Ah British living
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Something to do with comparative tardises by comparitive tards.
Holy fuck why is the lighting so bad in Englaaaaaaand !!!!!
Grrrr
@SemperFly Stop whatever you have planned for this evening. Part 2 of the Morecambe and Wise retrospective is on at 8 on BBC2 then 8 out of 10 cats is on at 9 on Channel 4. I have no idea what happened to 1, 3, 5, 6 or 7.
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We are totally watching 8 out of 10 cats!
I made it to Stonehenge and Avebury today . The stones read "that DJB bloke needs to give back that other rock he took back in 1025 BC"
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