Pics Yanks Go Home!


In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Feb 10, 2010
Robin Hoodland
As we seem to have a mini-invasion of Americans I thought it would be good to collect all the news and pics of their sojourn in the UK in one place. Hopefully this will shame them into going home and leaving us alone.

Firstly pics of how Semper insisted his room was decorated. I'm not used to my house guests having riders but he was really clear that he wouldn't stay otherwise.

He also insisted on having some dried rations in case he got hungry, Mark Spitz speedos, a Christmas tie and various banknotes as he wasn't sure what he'd need here.

Oh, yes, I forgot to mention what NME and I had planned for a Christmas present for semper but we couldn't pull it off. We intended to borrow a puppy and give it to him then report him to April when he abandoned it instead of spending thousands taking it back to Afghanistan. We could have called him Liam2 then.