WTF [WTF] do girls have wet dreams?

[fly]

It was so crazy cuz in the forum, this member doesn't come across like a sexual boogie man. Just a boogie man.

I'll have you know that I am indeed a sexual boogie man.

 

[ER1]

please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me. please say it was me.

 

[Petunia]

I'll have you know that I am indeed a sexual boogie man.

Ya Kiko wasn't in this dream you pedo!

 

[kiwi]

Most of my sex dreams involve the same person. Kinda sucks right now.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i've had sex dreams with johnny depp. and ozzy osbourne. i do not recommend the latter.

 

[Petunia]

i've had sex dreams with johnny depp. and ozzy osbourne. i do not recommend the latter.

Fucking lmao!!!
I had sex with Brad pitt in a garbage bin

 

[ER1]

i've had sex dreams with johnny depp. and ozzy osbourne. i do not recommend the latter.

rofl

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Pretty sure I can top Ozzy. So not worth the ridicule of mentioning though.

 

[tre]

Pretty sure I can top Ozzy. So not worth the ridicule of mentioning though.

Lemmy?

 

[Thorn Bird]

ozzy was just how you'd picture (if you dare). we were in a corner of a room with a bunch of pillows and he was like ooohh wooaahh oohhh wooaahhh and came and that was it. it was horrible. like a train wreck, except i was the one pinned in the catastrophe. i just could not stop staring at his awfulness.

but i love his music. i's still confused by this.

 

[Duke]

It wasn't duke. He wouldn't have been aable to chase me around the house with his mom-jeans wrapped around his ankles.
He woulda been outta breath and fallen down and landed on a box of donuts.

my go go gadget penis would have impaled your vagina from half a mile away.

truth.

 

[tre]

i once had a dream about a female forum member...'twas great

 

[tre]

my go go gadget penis would have impaled your vagina from half a mile away.

truth.

oh, i see we're still in dreamland....

 

[Thorn Bird]

i once had a dream about a female forum member...'twas great

who who whooooo was the lucky gal?

 

[Duke]

oh, i see we're still in dreamland....

She mentioned mom-jeans so I figured that was the scenario.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Lemmy?

Tsk, like you'd be ridiculed for having sex with a god.

 

[Coqui]

Girl revolted after the fact? Yeah it was me.

 

[tre]

who who whooooo was the lucky gal?

i am a gentleman...i don't pretend kiss and tell.

 

[kiwi]

i am a gentleman...i don't pretend kiss and tell.

It's better this way, then we can all pretend it was us.

 

[Thorn Bird]

It's better this way, then we can all pretend it was us.

yes, this is true.

and he's right. he and i were faaaabulous.