WTF [WTF] do girls have wet dreams?

TuhMollie

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I had a dream with a forum member here last nite!

I was shopping at a mall and ******** came up to me and was like HEY FAT BECKY MELISSA KIKI WHATEVER!!
So we shopped and talked and laughed at everyone here (especially mr asa??) then we went back to my place/his place/someones place??? and we were unloading groceries.. Funny cuz we didn't buy any!
Anyhooo when I turned around and forum member had his pants down and was holding his kak in his stubby hands and was staring at me. I was so scared.
I tried to be casual and walk away into the next room but he kept following me like a sexy boogie man holding his junk and grunting at me.
I was running in and out of rooms trynna escape him and his finally tackled me and tried to give me a hickey, I was screaming!!! Then I woke up!

He wore a knitted ski sweater with snow flakes on the chest and tear away pants.
Groce!
 

Haywood Jablome

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I had a dream with a forum member here last nite!

I was shopping at a mall and ******** came up to me and was like HEY FAT BECKY MELISSA KIKI WHATEVER!!
So we shopped and talked and laughed at everyone here (especially mr asa??) then we went back to my place/his place/someones place??? and we were unloading groceries.. Funny cuz we didn't buy any!
Anyhooo when I turned around and forum member had his pants down and was holding his kak in his stubby hands and was staring at me. I was so scared.
I tried to be casual and walk away into the next room but he kept following me like a sexy boogie man holding his junk and grunting at me.
I was running in and out of rooms trynna escape him and his finally tackled me and tried to give me a hickey, I was screaming!!! Then I woke up!

He wore a knitted ski sweater with snow flakes on the chest and tear away pants.
Groce!

was i good boo?...
 

ER1

why can't I just be ER
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I had a dream with a forum member here last nite!

I was shopping at a mall and ******** came up to me and was like HEY FAT BECKY MELISSA KIKI WHATEVER!!
So we shopped and talked and laughed at everyone here (especially mr asa??) then we went back to my place/his place/someones place??? and we were unloading groceries.. Funny cuz we didn't buy any!
Anyhooo when I turned around and forum member had his pants down and was holding his kak in his stubby hands and was staring at me. I was so scared.
I tried to be casual and walk away into the next room but he kept following me like a sexy boogie man holding his junk and grunting at me.
I was running in and out of rooms trynna escape him and his finally tackled me and tried to give me a hickey, I was screaming!!! Then I woke up!

He wore a knitted ski sweater with snow flakes on the chest and tear away pants.
Groce!

... Haywood? :eek:
 

Mean Mr. Mustard

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I turned around and forum member had his pants down and was holding his kak in his stubby hands and was staring at me. I was so scared.
I tried to be casual and walk away into the next room but he kept following me like a sexy boogie man holding his junk and grunting at me.


This accurately describes a large portion of my dating years.
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
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I know it's not me, because I use my johnson like Indiana Jones uses his whip.
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
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Like this kind of boogie man?

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Haywood Jablome

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please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...please tell us it was duke...
 

TuhMollie

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It wasn't duke. He wouldn't have been aable to chase me around the house with his mom-jeans wrapped around his ankles.
He woulda been outta breath and fallen down and landed on a box of donuts.