WTF [WTF] do girls have wet dreams?

Thorn Bird said:
ozzy was just how you'd picture (if you dare). we were in a corner of a room with a bunch of pillows and he was like ooohh wooaahh oohhh wooaahhh and came and that was it. it was horrible. like a train wreck, except i was the one pinned in the catastrophe. i just could not stop staring at his awfulness.

but i love his music. i's still confused by this. :(
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Holy faaaaawk!!!! Ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaa
 
LOL, forum dreams. I feel almost embarrassed when I have them! I think I've had like 3 EVAR. NONE were sexual, tho. They were all about trapping people in rooms and starving them to death, or something.


Maybe I was playing Sims at the time, too, so it's a combo. :lol:
 
Thorn Bird said:
ozzy was just how you'd picture (if you dare). we were in a corner of a room with a bunch of pillows and he was like ooohh wooaahh oohhh wooaahhh and came and that was it. it was horrible. like a train wreck, except i was the one pinned in the catastrophe. i just could not stop staring at his awfulness.

but i love his music. i's still confused by this. :(
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FUCKING LOL



I once had a dream about T.I. TWICE!!

The sammmme dream, TWO TIMES.


We were friends, but he was famous and still a street thug who dragged me along on a drug run. We had to hide in stairwells cuz we were being chased by Bloodz and being shot at by Ice T & Ice Cube. (DEAD at the combo there). :lol:

Then we ended up making it to some ghetto ass apartment where people were watching his videos and he whipped out his weiner so ghetto ass hoes could touch it. Then we were getting shot at thru the windows, so we had to book it. And we ended up at some man made lake where Dillinger was still alive and let us hide out in his cabin. Dillinger was not in color, tho. He was like walking black & white picture. :fly:

That's all I remember. There was no sex, and I hated T.I. in my dream, but he wouldn't let me leave his side. I dunno.
 
Applesauce said:
They were all about trapping people in rooms and starving them to death, or something.
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:wat:
The UF Boar said:
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Applesauce said:
FUCKING LOL



I once had a dream about T.I. TWICE!!

The sammmme dream, TWO TIMES.


We were friends, but he was famous and still a street thug who dragged me along on a drug run. We had to hide in stairwells cuz we were being chased by Bloodz and being shot at by Ice T & Ice Cube. (DEAD at the combo there). :lol:

Then we ended up making it to some ghetto ass apartment where people were watching his videos and he whipped out his weiner so ghetto ass hoes could touch it. Then we were getting shot at thru the windows, so we had to book it. And we ended up at some man made lake where Dillinger was still alive and let us hide out in his cabin. Dillinger was not in color, tho. He was like walking black & white picture. :fly:

That's all I remember. There was no sex, and I hated T.I. in my dream, but he wouldn't let me leave his side. I dunno.
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Ahahahaaa!! Omg you're an undercover Fly Girl!!!
 
Last sex dream I had involved being in some kind of Son of Anarchy episode where I got to watch the porn studio business for a day. Every time I'd go off to get some me action, another gunfight would break out.

It sucks when your own brain finds ways to cockblock you in your own dreams.
 
Duke said:
Last sex dream I had involved being in some kind of Son of Anarchy episode where I got to watch the porn studio business for a day. Every time I'd go off to get some me action, another gunfight would break out.

It sucks when your own brain finds ways to c*ckblock you in your own dreams.
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Was it with Peggy Bundy?
 
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