GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

[nukes]

I bet somebody here could 3D print you a double ended dildo.

I always knew the UF would find a way to fuck me.

 

[HipHugHer]

You should keep the beard and use the women's bathroom anyway.

 

[Strings]

You should keep the beard and use the women's bathroom anyway.

Fucker will still crawl under the stall door.
And there hasn't been pay toilets in years.

 

[nukes]

Chicken soup was a success. Took a few shortcuts but it was tasty.

My one disappointment was the extra wide egg noodles were no yolk.
No punchline either.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Ood morning. Worked an iron yesterday, made decent money. Um gloryhole yeah.
CIAA basketball tournament is in town. If I wasn't unwell from surgery (sexchange) I'd have done a real man shift (16 hours).
That's a lot of knee time.

So youre a man now?

 

[Strings]

Give the people what they want. I always say.

 

[HipHugHer]

I got a new phone today.

6 people gravied this yet not one of you asked me what kind of phone it was so I could reply with, "it's a slimline with automatic redial".
What a bunch of assholes.

 

[OOD]

6 people gravied this yet not one of you asked me what kind of phone it was so I could reply with, "it's a slimline with automatic redial".
What a bunch of assholes.

I assumed it was a rotary landline you found in a thrift store.

 

[HipHugHer]

Zippity Doo dah my oh my

 

[wetwillie]

You so need this HIps. Says cool things like "oh boy, you've got a phone call! He-he, hey pal, you've got a phone call."
Mint condition, fully functional. . . . $80.

 

[HipHugHer]

You so need this HIps. Says cool things like "oh boy, you've got a phone call! He-he, hey pal, you've got a phone call."
Mint condition, fully functional. . . . $80.
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Do they have one that does Muttley?

 

[wetwillie]

Do they have one that does Muttley?

I found his laugh as a ring tone you can download. Personally I think the "frig-fraggin-wriggle-raggle" would be hilarious coming out of one's pocket in a store line.

Muttley Laugh | Free Ringtone Downloads | Funny Ringtones

Muttley Laugh. Cartoon Dog. Muttley Laughing. Free ringtone downloads for Android cell phones. High Quality Ringtones. Free Ring Tones.

www.redringtones.com

 

[nukes]

@HipHugHer "what kind of phone IS it?"

 

[nukes]

(Johnny Carson Cheeseball Audience)

 

[HipHugHer]

It's a slimline with automatic redial!


You're the only one who gets me, nukes.

 

[HipHugHer]

If I ever got a chance to pick two chicks to do at the same time it would be Patricia Routledge and Lidia Bastianich.

 

[HipHugHer]

Oh the fun we'd have

 

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

If I ever got a chance to pick two chicks to do at the same time it would be Patricia Routledge and Lidia Bastianich.

Too lazy to Google. Pics?

 

[HipHugHer]

Priorities change as you age, Strings.