Thread What was your worst job?

[Darth Handsome]

Again, I can collect them for a handsome fee not to be heard from ever again.

I'll chip in for that. The last thing this planet needs is offspring from the likes of that fuckin @Jehannum.

 

[MacG]

I'll chip in for that. The last thing this planet needs is offspring from the likes of that fuckin @Jehannum.

A lot of people are walking the planet just because some people are bad at timing, or a microscopic hole on a piece of rubber.



Adopt cats, dogs, alligators or whatever.

 

[Strings]

That's the kind of response why people hate 'Murica.


"Worst job I ever had was to cook a meal so fucking unnecessarily huge for us so that we could eat 5000 calories per person while people are starving on some other place we don't gice a shit about."

Exactly!

 

[Jehannum]

I'll chip in for that. The last thing this planet needs is offspring from the likes of that fuckin @Jehannum.

It's true, I'm a terrible person. Really the worst.

 

[MacG]

It's true, I'm a terrible person. Really the worst.

You are as terrible as the next person out there. Don't be too harsh on yourself.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Exactly!

Don't worry about it. It's not your fault those stupid people can't feed themselves.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It's true, I'm a terrible person. Really the worst.

Your little brats are worse. Much fn worse.

 

[Strings]

Don't worry about it. It's not your fault those stupid people can't feed themselves.

Two Italian women sitting around while I cook. ...

Darth is right ... It is a trap.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Two Italian women sitting around while I cook. ...

Darth is right ... It is a trap.

No one ever listens to me until it's too late.

 

[my little brony]

Hi ma'm I got a truck full of mystery meat from unknown origins, you wanna buy a pack, or six?

What the fuck, who buys meat like that?

Floridians.

This company had a dozen or so trucks running that day and some of the guys had been doing it for decades.

 

[my little brony]

most of the meat was labeled with a brand names, sometimes store brand, and they didn't tell me to change expiration dates or anything. so assuming the labels were accurate maybe it was stolen? they wouldn't tell me where it came from

my contribution to the job was packing and prepping the truck I was going to be working on and meeting my trainer. it was about an hour and a half drive down to sarasota during which I was given the schpiel.

 

[APRIL]

most of the meat was labeled with a brand names, sometimes store brand, and they didn't tell me to change expiration dates or anything. so assuming the labels were accurate maybe it was stolen? they wouldn't tell me where it came from

my contribution to the job was packing and prepping the truck I was going to be working on and meeting my trainer. it was about an hour and a half drive down to sarasota during which I was given the schpiel.

Florida, man.

 

[my little brony]

Florida, man.

seriously I have never felt so fucking trashy as the first time I watched this dick try to scam a housewife into buying frozen meat

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

speaking of scammers. one of my friends uncle gets ssi so he makes something like 735 a month. He drives to big rapids all the time and holds up a sign saying he is a homeless veteran. He does look homeless but I know for a fact he isn't homeless or a vet. I just hope he gets his ass beat some day over this.