what should i request?

[Mrs. Valve]

if you are ugly you should ask to be hot and then ask for the elfcock

then i'd be like one of those kids who got a donkey ride for their birthday party

 

[simple]

then i'd be like one of those kids who got a donkey ride for their birthday party

wow what kind of birthday parties do u go to

kids taking donkey dick and shit

 

[BigDov]

wow what kind of birthday parties do u go to

kids taking donkey dick and shit

And an elfcock should be more exciting to her?? Aren't elves small, like fairies? WTF dude?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

And an elfcock should be more exciting to her?? Aren't elves small, like fairies? WTF dude?

worse than small, imaginary

 

[simple]

And an elfcock should be more exciting to her?? Aren't elves small, like fairies? WTF dude?

don't act like you don't know how big my cock is, my cock's been in your mouth longer than your tongue has, Mr. Heavenly Hole

 

[BigDov]

don't act like you don't know how big my cock is, my cock's been in your mouth longer than your tongue has, Mr. Heavenly Hole

That wasn't my toothpick?? Maybe you can use some of your elven magic and get that little twig fixed.

 

[simple]

That wasn't my toothpick?? Maybe you can use some of your elven magic and get that little twig fixed.

is it a common practice for you to pull out your "toothpic", gentley stroke your testicles with it while your mom lightly pinches her nipples and then watches you insert it into your anus with milker buttered pancakes?

yeah man, you knew that was my cock

 

[simple]

but I'll cast some elven enchantments just to make you happy anyways

 

[Nyx]

And an elfcock should be more exciting to her?? Aren't elves small, like fairies? WTF dude?

How about elves like Legolas? Surely they wouldn't be *that* small

 

[Mrs. Valve]

How about elves like Legolas? Surely they wouldn't be *that* small

OMG I want legolas for my birthday

 

[Nyx]

OMG I want legolas for my birthday

Too bad I can't help with that, but here are a few pics to over:

This is all I could find on short notice

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Whirled Peas

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hot-elf.com?

what the flying fuck?

 

[Nyx]

hot-elf.com?

what the flying fuck?

Don't ask me, I just found the pics and posted them

No, I wasn't on any site called hot-elf.com, trust me. I'm not really a Legolas fan to begin with.

 

[BigDov]

is it a common practice for you to pull out your "toothpic", gentley stroke your testicles with it while your mom lightly pinches her nipples and then watches you insert it into your anus with milker buttered pancakes?

yeah man, you knew that was my cock

You're reachin........ it's dad that does that shit, not me.


And no, I'm pretty sure it was still my toothpick. Fairy cock.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Don't ask me, I just found the pics and posted them

No, I wasn't on any site called hot-elf.com, trust me. I'm not really a Legolas fan to begin with.

i don't care where they're from, those pics are HAWT . Thank you!

 

[APRIL]

Too bad I can't help with that, but here are a few pics to over:


This is all I could find on short notice

Am I the only female who doesn't find him attractive.

 

[Nyx]

i don't care where they're from, those pics are HAWT . Thank you!

Hehe, I can find more for you when I have more time

 

[BigDov]

Am I the only female who doesn't find him attractive.

You must be..... hell my oldest daughter even talks about that pointy-eared little fgt

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Am I the only female who doesn't find him attractive.

Orlando Bloom is gorgeous. It's the eyes that do it for me.