what should i request?

[Mrs. Valve]

i'm being pestered by various people for what they should get me for my birthday. personally all i want is to have my bday not be nearly as miserable as it was last year. unfortunately, that doesn't fly well. what should i ask for? feel free to be creative, i want to make these people sorry they asked

 

[Coqui]

European vacation

 

[BigDov]

Do what I do- nothing. Then you can't be disappointed.

 

[smileynev]

drool boy. Ask for a drool boy

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Do what I do- nothing. Then you can't be disappointed.

that's pretty much what i got last year. not only that, but i spent my birthday pretty much alone, without family or friends. that sucked.

 

[BigDov]

that's pretty much what i got last year. not only that, but i spent my birthday pretty much alone, without family or friends. that sucked.

But see, when I say nothing, they at least get me something...... maybe a dinner, or a t-shirt or something. I certainly didn't spend my last birthday like you did

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

drool boy. Ask for a drool boy

Not for sale

 

[Mrs. Valve]

But see, when I say nothing, they at least get me something...... maybe a dinner, or a t-shirt or something. I certainly didn't spend my last birthday like you did

i've already told people i don't need/want anything. last year really sucked, but i know i'm in better company this year and hopefully it won't be a repeat

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Not for sale

who said anything about buying? even a day with drool would be better than no drool at all

 

[fly]

Not for sale

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

[BigDov]

i've already told people i don't need/want anything. last year really sucked, but i know i'm in better company this year and hopefully it won't be a repeat

I'll send you a nice card F33nX

 

[APRIL]

:ity::

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I'll send you a nice card F33nX

you're really sweet hon! maybe the usps won't ruin it this time

 

[theacoustician]

You want to send us all baked good for your brithday because we know how much you like to cook.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

You want to send us all baked good for your brithday because we know how much you like to cook.

yeah yeah yeah, i should do that one of these days when i have some time

 

[BigDov]

you're really sweet hon! maybe the usps won't ruin it this time

Yeah no kidding! Jerks anyway

 

[theacoustician]

I'd send you Pocky, but we know how well that worked at Christmas.

 

[simple]

if you are hot you should ask for the elfcock

 

[simple]

if you are ugly you should ask to be hot and then ask for the elfcock

 

[fly]

if you are ugly you should ask to be hot and then ask for the elfcock

BWAHAAHAHAHAH