What I've been doing the past year...

[Shalimar]

Did you ever lose 60lbs?

i could give you quite a rundown, but it would bore most of you and you would think me an egomaniac.. hell, i ended up here googling my own name


mostly just smoking.

 

[BeerAd]

Did you ever lose 60lbs?

Yes but then I ate what they lipo'ed out.

 

[Dharma1521]

Did you ever lose 60lbs?

Back off my BeeRad. He's pleasantly plump.

 

[Dharma1521]

Ok first we have to pretend that everyone doesn't already know my personal life.

1) Quit / got fired from old job.
2) Month of being unemployed, drove me crazy.
3) Started new job.
4) Found out unpleasantness in regards to fiance
5) Broke off engagement and moved out.
6) Expenses doubled, April is my sugar daddy.
7) Started dating guy.
8) Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[APRIL]

Ok first we have to pretend that everyone doesn't already know my personal life.

1) Quit / got fired from old job.
2) Month of being unemployed, drove me crazy.
3) Started new job.
4) Found out unpleasantness in regards to fiance
5) Broke off engagement and moved out.
6) Expenses doubled, April is my sugar daddy.
7) Started dating guy.
8) Lather, rinse, repeat.

I love playing the part of sugar daddy. Gives me some control.

 

[BeerAd]

Ok first we have to pretend that everyone doesn't already know my personal life.

1) Quit / got fired from old job.
2) Month of being unemployed, drove me crazy.
3) Started new job.
4) Found out unpleasantness in regards to fiance
4a)Fucked BeeRad
5) Broke off engagement and moved out.
6) Expenses doubled, BeeRad paid for Sex.
7) Started dating guy.
7a) Three sum cost BeeRad extra
8) Lather, rinse, repeat.

Fixt with truth added

 

[Dharma1521]

Fixt with truth added

BWHAHAHAH fucking 4a

 

[thrawn]

Did you ever lose 60lbs?

He gave it to dharma

 

[Dharma1521]

He gave it to dharma

That's hot.

 

[ZRH]

He gave it to dharma

But she still doesnt have boobs? What gives.

 

[Dharma1521]

But she still doesnt have boobs? What gives.

Goddammit. I have boobs.

 

[APRIL]

Goddammit. I have boobs.

More than me, but that isn't saying a lot.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[BeerAd]

I will PM them to you later

 

[Dharma1521]

I will PM them to you later

Serves me right for passing out around you. PM away.

 

[BeerAd]

Serves me right for passing out around you. PM away.

fap fap

 

[thrawn]

But she still doesnt have boobs? What gives.

No no, she has boobs but she tucks them into her pants. It's a tad misleading.

 

[BeerAd]

No no, she has boobs but she tucks them into her pants. It's a tad misleading.

Misleading, I call it heaven. Ass and Titties in 1 flawless package

 

[thrawn]

Misleading, I call it heaven. Ass and Titties in 1 flawless package

Did you hear me mention Atom?

 

[BeerAd]

Did you hear me mention Atom?

No but have you ever seen Bratom naked??? its like a ham sandwich on steroids