Hawt What are you doing to your ladies on Valentines?

[APRIL]

 

[thintoast]

it's not carrying on.....

you made a reference that had NO correlation......sorry if you don't like me pointing it out

I just looked down at my lap at work and saw my peepee pointing out.

 

[thintoast]

Just kidding. I didn't.

 

[thintoast]

I didn't look down. I already knew my peepee was pointing out.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

red rocket

 

[thintoast]

ANYONE NEED SOME LIPSTICK APPLIED?

 

[thintoast]

Also, I need to trim my downstairs forest. Yesterday I had a ball hair get snagged in one of the legs of my boxers and it was pulling the fuck outta that thing. I had to reach down in there at my desk because it was excruciating. ugh.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Also, I need to trim my downstairs forest. Yesterday I had a ball hair get snagged in one of the legs of my boxers and it was pulling the fuck outta that thing. I had to reach down in there at my desk because it was excruciating. ugh.

:bowrofl:

 

[thintoast]

felt like it was ripping off my whole sack.

 

[APRIL]

Also, I need to trim my downstairs forest. Yesterday I had a ball hair get snagged in one of the legs of my boxers and it was pulling the fuck outta that thing. I had to reach down in there at my desk because it was excruciating. ugh.

That happens to me when I don't shave my legs after a week. Jeans are always doing the pulling.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

felt like it was ripping off my whole sack.

take a razor to it once a week

 

[thintoast]

That happens to me when I don't shave my legs after a week. Jeans are always doing the pulling.

You are so sexy right now.

 

[fly]

I'll go a week of eating tuna every day, then months without eating it ever.

This is pretty cray.

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2014/10/sick-from-sushi/index.htm

Executive royally fucks himself up by eating sushi every day. This is obviously an extreme case, but YAY COAL!

 

[APRIL]

You are so sexy right now.

You can help me shave my arm.... pits.

 

[thintoast]

You can help me shave my arm.... pits.

Great. Now I have a protein stain on my work pants. Thanks a lot, you slut.

 

[APRIL]

Great. Now I have a protein stain on my work pants. Thanks a lot, you slut.

Captain Slore here, reporting for doodie.

 

[thintoast]

hehehehe you said doodie.

 

[helenabear]

not th weed thing, the food thing.

Sadly what doesn't harm a normal person can harm a pregnant lady and the baby. It might sound like paranoia but the results for pregnant ladies are much worse than an average person. Better safe than sorry IMO. Sucks to be pregnant sometimes.

 

[Jehannum]

Also, I need to trim my downstairs forest. Yesterday I had a ball hair get snagged in one of the legs of my boxers and it was pulling the fuck outta that thing. I had to reach down in there at my desk because it was excruciating. ugh.

I lost my happy trail to surgical scarring, but there are still a few random hairs that now tend to get caught in the waistline of my jeans and get the fuck pulled out of them. It is not pleasant. You have my sympathies.

 

[Amstel]

nutscaping

it's not just for squirrels anymore.