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jaxxor
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I was about 10 years old, and climbing around on a friend's swingset. I went hand over hand from one end to the other, and was trying to climb down. Well, I made it to the corner of the A frame at the end, and lost my grip. The crossbar nailed me right in the fucking taint, and my nuts slapped the bar like a coke-fueled pimp slapping a ho. The pain was excruciating, and I fell off the bar onto the gravel with one foot still draped over the bar. Nobody saw me, so I crawled over to my parent's car and layed down in the backseat for about an hour til I could walk.
Once when I was 15 I was swinging around an 8' piece of garden hose. The lawnmower had cut it up, and the metal end made a neat whistling noise when I swung it like a lasso. I thought it would be fun to pop it like a whip, so I whirled it as I could, then popped it like Indian Jones. The metal end flew out, then snapped back straight into my right ball. My brothers saw the whole thing and said I dropped like a sniper had shot me in the back.
There are more, but I can't think of them right now
Once when I was 15 I was swinging around an 8' piece of garden hose. The lawnmower had cut it up, and the metal end made a neat whistling noise when I swung it like a lasso. I thought it would be fun to pop it like a whip, so I whirled it as I could, then popped it like Indian Jones. The metal end flew out, then snapped back straight into my right ball. My brothers saw the whole thing and said I dropped like a sniper had shot me in the back.
There are more, but I can't think of them right now