yeah, it was really painful. Between the balls getting smashed, my foot getting jammed into the forks, and the road rash from smashing into the pavement a few times I was really hurting.ChikkenNoodul said:
I didn't ride my bike for over 6 months after that incident.
Worst one for me....... my oldest daughter was 3 I think and her head was right at that height. She came running up to me one day, someone behind me said something, I turned and looked, and she head-butted me right in nuts. I fell down, she laughed, and I got that nasty pain where it feels like your kidneys are going to be pulled down and out of your body through your toenails, not to mention the cold sweats.
I begged for a bag of ice and some couch time........
I begged for a bag of ice and some couch time........
After that did you show her how to give daddy head properly?BigDov said:Worst one for me....... my oldest daughter was 3 I think and her head was right at that height. She came running up to me one day, someone behind me said something, I turned and looked, and she head-butted me right in nuts. I fell down, she laughed, and I got that nasty pain where it feels like your kidneys are going to be pulled down and out of your body through your toenails, not to mention the cold sweats.
I begged for a bag of ice and some couch time........
BigDov said:How the fuck would I know how to give head you nitwit?
I think there are usually instructions on the side of your bottle of 'product'.
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smileynev
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BigDov said:How the fuck would I know how to give head you nitwit?
Practice
lots and lots of practice
fly said:
I think there are usually instructions on the side of your bottle of 'product'.
You must be thinking about a different kind of 'product' then, because the only instructions there were what to do if I mistakenly swallowed some or got some in my eye.
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
rinse and repeat!BigDov said:You must be thinking about a different kind of 'product' then, because the only instructions there were what to do if I mistakenly swallowed some or got some in my eye.
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Same thing, reallyBigDov said:You must be thinking about a different kind of 'product' then, because the only instructions there were what to do if I mistakenly swallowed some or got some in my eye.
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Yeah, it really burns in the eye. But you're supposed to swallow it. Come on dude, you know this!BigDov said:You must be thinking about a different kind of 'product' then, because the only instructions there were what to do if I mistakenly swallowed some or got some in my eye.
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fly said:
I DON'T KNOW THIS!!! I've only been told it burned in the eye once by this horny redhead I used to date, and the swallowing....... this one girl on my 18th birthday made these funny noises like a cat hurling up a hairball, so I kinda never pushed the issue with anyone else.
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Detman101
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3 words...
Aggressive Inline-Skating.
My nuts have split so many rails i can't remember them all.
Dm of mD
Aggressive Inline-Skating.
My nuts have split so many rails i can't remember them all.
Dm of mD