NSFW UF pawrn movie

[Josh]

 

[Jehannum]

Just as she slips her pants past her hips, the smell becomes unbearable.

...as the strapon springs erect past the waistband.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

...as the strapon springs erect past the waistband.

And @Mr. Argumentor's wizard hat becomes his wizard sleeve

 

[Valve1138]

 

[fly]

...as the strapon springs erect past the waistband.

It's huge, glorious, and wonderfully bedazzled like an old lady's ball cap. And as her pants fall to her ankles, we @Valve1138 and @Mr. Argumentor see what can only be described as an old lady's catchers mitt.

 

[gee]

@Mr. Argumentor stands there confused at this situation. I mean, operating a tow truck in Florida you see some shit, but this was something entirely else.

But before he can get a word out, @Valve1138 squeals with delight, I-I-I WANT THAT IN MY MAN CAVE!

 

[Valve1138]

@Valve1138 Takes out a calking gun of lube, from somewhere, and applies it liberally.

Then screams, OPEN FOR BUSINESS. GET THOSE SAUSAGE FINGERS OVER HERE.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[fly]

@Petunia's bedazzled cock stands there at attention like a diamond studded pringles can. Slowly and with purpose, @Petunia saunters over to @Valve1138's wide open and fully lubricated hole. Just as she begins to attempt congress with him, a cloud key falls out of his gaping maw.

 

[Valve1138]

@fly, you need to specify which hole. Details matter.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@fly, you need to specify which hole. Details matter.

This is true, actually.
Write a steamy smut book and put in "he touched me... down there" and you're gonna be the laughingstock of the con.

I've seent it.

 

[Petunia]

my fave life era

 

[Petunia]

It's huge, glorious, and wonderfully bedazzled like an old lady's ball cap. And as her pants fall to her ankles, we @Valve1138 and @Mr. Argumentor see what can only be described as an old lady's catchers mitt.

omg the roast beef elasticity is gone and now the little petunia is old ham on the floor

 

[Valve1138]

This is true, actually.
Write a steamy smut book and put in "he touched me... down there" and you're gonna be the laughingstock of the con.

I've seent it.

@fly is obviously a n00b at this.

 

[Petunia]

@Mr. Argumentor stands there confused at this situation. I mean, operating a tow truck in Florida you see some shit, but this was something entirely else.

But before he can get a word out, @Valve1138 squeals with delight, I-I-I WANT THAT IN MY MAN CAVE!

AHAHAHAHAAA

 

[Petunia]

@Petunia's bedazzled cock stands there at attention like a diamond studded pringles can. Slowly and with purpose, @Petunia saunters over to @Valve1138's wide open and fully lubricated hole. Just as she begins to attempt congress with him, a cloud key falls out of his gaping maw.

faaaaak WHAAAAT

 

[tre]

It's huge, glorious, and wonderfully bedazzled like an old lady's ball cap. And as her pants fall to her ankles, we @Valve1138 and @Mr. Argumentor see what can only be described as an old lady's catchers mitt.

 

[fly]

@fly, you need to specify which hole. Details matter.

Which hole did you lube? IT WASNT CLEAR

 

[gee]

@Petunia's bedazzled cock stands there at attention like a diamond studded pringles can. Slowly and with purpose, @Petunia saunters over to @Valve1138's wide open and fully lubricated hole. Just as she begins to attempt congress with him, a cloud key falls out of his gaping maw.

Meanwhile an old Japanese sports car drives past, backfiring and smoking, steam belching from under the hood.

A half balding bearded weirdo leans out the window and yells "HAW HAW LOONIX CLOUDKEY" or something, but nobody can really make out what they're saying over the god awful racket coming from the car. The car sputters onward down the highway, leaving a trail of oil and parts behind.