NSFW UF pawrn movie

[Petunia]

Now that @Mr. Argumentor @Valve1138 and Fat PeTunia Kiki are single, we need to write the plot for our UF p0rn flick

i think kiki is riding in an uber with newly lonely Valve as her Nuber driver.
But his car is a piece of shit cuz he got the camry in the divorce so naturally the car breaks down…
Asa is the two truck driver / mechanic who shows up to fix the car.

asa is wearing grey sweat pants with no underwear . which is the spark of this sexy love story

annnnnd go

 

[Domon]

The car stopped suddenly because the rider forgot her dentures.

 

[Strings]

I suppose @fly is the intimacy coordinator in this flick.

 

[fly]

Paging @dbzeag, please cum to the thread.

 

[fly]

@Mr. Argumentor says, "I'd like to see what is wrong. I'm going to need to take a look at the undercarriage."

 

[Petunia]

The car stopped suddenly because the rider forgot her dentures.

lmao bastard

yes Nuber Valve SLAMMED the brakes causing the duct tape to snap

 

[Petunia]

I suppose @fly is the intimacy coordinator in this flick.

Deaaaad.
he will only be available for 8 minutes at a time

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[ZRH]

This already doesn't make sense.

 

[fly]

@Mr. Argumentor says, "I'd like to see what is wrong. I'm going to need to take a look at the undercarriage."

Not being exactly sure who @Mr. Argumentor was speaking to, @Valve1138 opens the hood of the vehicle, while Kiki start to remove her pants.

 

[Valve1138]

lmao bastard

yes Nuber Valve SLAMMED the brakes causing the duct tape to snap

I was hoping you’d slam your head into the dashboard, knocking you out.

Then it’s one of those kinds of pornos.

 

[Valve1138]

Not being exactly sure who @Mr. Argumentor was speaking to, @Valve1138 opens the hood of the vehicle, while Kiki start to remove her pants.

Just as she slips her pants past her hips, the smell becomes unbearable.

 

[Petunia]

I was hoping you’d slam your head into the dashboard, knocking you out.

Then it’s one of those kinds of pornos.

don’t threaten me with a good time Nuber Junior

 

[Petunia]

Not being exactly sure who @Mr. Argumentor was speaking to, @Valve1138 opens the hood of the vehicle, while Kiki start to remove her pants.

ahahahhahahahahaaahaahahaaaaa

 

[tre]

Fuck it, I’m beating off

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Welp.
That lasted about as long as fly and ape

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Peppers]

 

[tre]