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Q: What did the pirate get when he went to china?
A: SARRRRRS

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victum.

[20:53:32] fly: how did captain hook die?
[20:53:36] fly: jock itch
[20:54:10] fly: what do you get when you cross a bird with an electric fan?
[20:54:18] fly: shredded tweet
[20:54:23] April23: CORNY!!!!
Crude, corney or clever... post your favorites, or whatever you can find at lotsofjokes.com (sigh)

Thanks in advance.

Enjoy.
 

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whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to the wall?
Tearing it off.

Whats pink, bubbly, and taps on the glass?
A baby in a microwave.
 

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Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen
and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66.
He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady
says "Fluctuations". The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming
the door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
 

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A lepur walks into a bar, orders a drink. as the bartender is pouring it, he pukes in the drink. The lepur says, 'what you've never seen a lepur before?' Bartender says, 'Its not that, its the guy next to you dipping his cracker in your arm.'
 

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A man out shopping bought some new condoms. When he got home his wife who noticed the brand -
"Olympic condoms? - What makes them so special ?" she asked.

"There are three colours", he replied, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asked.
"Gold of course", said the man.

"Really." she said "Why don't you wear Silver - it would be nice if you came second for a change."