Guy walks into a bar, looking for the bathroom, as he really needs to do a #2. The place is packed and looking around he doesn't really notice any bathrooms. He walkes further into the bar and still sees no bathrooms, but rather a set of stairs to the right. He heads over to them, his gut gurgling, hoping to find the restrooms upstairs. Once he gets to the top, he find no bathroom in sight, but rather a hole in the floor off to the left. He's praire doggin by now, and can't make it back out of the club to find another restroom before he craps himself. So he takes a quick look around, no one in the room, whips down his pants and craps in the hole. After he's done, he heads back downstairs to find the club empty. He calls out "Where did everyone go?" A voice from behind the bar goes "Weren't you hear when the shit hit the fan?"