that's because you like UFC and would probably headlock them
I actually don't like the UFC all that much, though I love MMA.
that's because you like UFC and would probably headlock them
I actually don't like the UFC all that much, though I love MMA.
absolute wankery. have you saw the state of the people who 'drink wine', not so much the people who -drink wine-, but the people who have to TELL you to drink wine.
oh, a bouquet of autumnal grace! a davidoff of cheroot!
I once walked into a wine pour by accident and the MC sneered at me and said 'probably saw the sign for free drink' (this was in Canada, he could tell by my rugby top I was from Lebanon) to which I swiftly replied 'I know, your wife told me about it while I was helping her hoke prozac out from under the radiator up the hall with a ruler'
Probably one of the stranger insults I've given, but still makes me smile anyway.
Miller literally tastes like rice water+sugar. I have no idea why this is but is nasty.I wont drink American beer anymore. If I'm out, I'll either go with a Mexican or European beer.
'I know, your wife told me about it while I was helping her hoke prozac out from under the radiator up the hall with a ruler'
absolute wankery. have you saw the state of the people who 'drink wine', not so much the people who -drink wine-, but the people who have to TELL you to drink wine.
oh, a bouquet of autumnal grace! a davidoff of cheroot!
I once walked into a wine pour by accident and the MC sneered at me and said 'probably saw the sign for free drink' (this was in Canada, he could tell by my rugby top I was from Lebanon) to which I swiftly replied 'I know, your wife told me about it while I was helping her hoke prozac out from under the radiator up the hall with a ruler'
Probably one of the stranger insults I've given, but still makes me smile anyway.
5 stars, would read again.
He didn't even throw a dig at me for 1) insinuating his wife was on anti-depressants 2) insinuating that his wife was aware of any free drink promotions in the building 3) that she talked to every young man she saw.
Probably because you were closer to the truth than you know.