Food UF Fart Group? - EAT YOUR PEAS

i dislike ketchup.
Ketchup is good on a limited number of things. Fries, hot dogs, and in combination with mustard/pickles on a basic hamburger.

And as an ingredient in BBQ sauce, or sweet and sour sauce.

But that's it. If you put ketchup on a poutine, I will go to your house, fill your bathtub with ketchup and drown you in it while screaming "YOU LIKE KETCHUP? WELL HAVE SOME MORE!" - and as a bonus, when the police show up and find a dead person in a bathtub full of ketchup, they'll assume it's some fucked up sex fetish thing and not actually a murder.
 
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