why_ask_why said:let them catch you in "the act" even if you have to play a porn behind closed doors to simulate it...voila, no more pop-ins
I wish it were that easy. That's the kind of thing they are looking for though. Premarital sex, drinking and staying out late or not coming home at all ........ they look for reasons to crawl up my ass and nest. I am not kidding when I say they treat me like I am 14. But, they do pay my electric bill, water bill, cable and internet bills, and my paycheck so they believe they have earned the right (and they probably have).