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[kiwi]

OMG David. I use to have a gerbil named after him.

Personally I'm more of an Orlando Bloom and Charlize Theron girl these days.

Orlando Bloom is a total sissy boy. I prefer real men.

 

[water]

You married him, what does that say about you

BAHAHAHAH, pwnted Kiwi.....wait.

 

[unruly]

OMG David. I use to have a gerbil named after him.

Personally I'm more of an Orlando Bloom and Charlize Theron girl these days.

I don't think I have the hots for any celebrity right now, sadly. I don't really dig David anymore either but man there was a day.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Orlando Bloom is a total sissy boy. I prefer real men.

 

[kiwi]

You married him, what does that say about you

I was drugged.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There is only one thing that I don't talk about in public, and that is BM.

Burson-Marsteller?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I was drugged.

You must be so upset.
Come, let me comfort you....

with my tongue

 

[lastbestfirstchance]

Blade movies? Why on earth would you not talk about them? I think Blade 2 is the best by far, the first is a close second, and Blade: Trinity was just kind of "meh".

omg I love blade movies just for the total mindlessness of them. Yeah trinity sucked. I seems they got started well on the first one and realized by the second one how funny all the action hero sayings where.

 

[Pandora]

Orlando Bloom is a total sissy boy. I prefer real men.

Coming from the woman who's husband wants to include ring-tailed Lemurs in their sex play....I take that as a compliment!

 

[Pandora]

There is only one thing that I don't talk about in public, and that is BM.

If you mean bowel movements you're going to have some problems on here.....

 

[kiwi]

Coming from the woman who's husband wants to include ring-tailed Lemurs in their sex play....I take that as a compliment!

 

[kiwi]

If you mean bowel movements you're going to have some problems on here.....

Well, there hasn't been mention of bowel movements for at least 30 min today.

 

[unruly]

Yeah that's what I meant but I can put up with it, as long as we aren't talking about mine or anybody I picture naked on a regular basis!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, there hasn't been mention of bowel movements for at least 30 min today.

Poop isnt funny.

 

[lastbestfirstchance]

Everybody poops, why cant you accept that dear.

 

[Bubbles]

Poop isnt funny.

It is very serious business

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

:crap:

 

[theacoustician]

Everybody poops, why cant you accept that dear.

Girls don't poop.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It is very serious business

Indeed it is.
Especially if it get in between your teeth.

 

[Bubbles]

Girls don't poop.

I have a friend who honestly believes this, he about had a heart attack when I took too long in the bathroom.