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[Major Barbara]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[Pandora]

Hello Major Barbara! Welcome to UF! If you have no taste and zero class you'll fit right in!

So pull up a chair and tell us a little about yourself!

 

[ERage]

So pull up a chair and tell us a little about yourself!

More specifically:

1. Who are you?
2. How did you find this forum?
3. What are your thoughts about sheep herding practices in South Wales?

 

[b_sinning]

Welcome. Are you really a Major?

 

[Penis Envy]

do you have boobs..

i dont care about anything else, just boobs..

 

[fly]

pa is a Major pain in the ass. Welcome

 

[Penis Envy]

pa is a Major pain in the ass. Welcome

you say that to all your ghey lovers don't you

i know i'm big, but you can handle it after a few minutes

 

[Whizzleteets]

i demand you post, or i'm going to spam this thread with pictures of drunken shenanigans.

 

[Penis Envy]

i demand you post, or i'm going to spam this thread with pictures of drunken shenanigans.

OMGOMG.. DONT POST!!!

 

[theacoustician]

I just want to know why she's major.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Major Barbara is a play by Shaw that takes place around the turn of the century.
duh.

 

[simple]

crap, more womenz

 

[theacoustician]

crap, more womenz

Actually, I think its a dude.

 

[Penis Envy]

Actually, I think its a dude.

crap more dudes pretending to be womenz.

 

[theacoustician]

crap more dudes pretending to be womenz.

You're enough for this forum.

 

[simple]

Barbara, you'll learn quickly that theac hates everyone but me, because I have a huge wang with "Nintendo" tattoo'd on it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

POST NOOBIE POST

 

[Whizzleteets]

 

[theacoustician]

stop

 

[b_sinning]

Is your name from this book? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0140437908/002-4798266-7652827?v=glance&n=283155