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April23 said:
When will Weezleteets learn there are better things to do than underage drinking?

Like G.
it's hard to drink underage when i'm 23.

edit: cue family guy scene.
 
elpmis said:
I thought it was the bomb diggity :D

The real bomb diggity:

A gentleman takes a lady out for their first encounter. Dinner, dancing, the works. He gets her back to his place and begins seducing her. Rose petals, chilled wine, more of the same works. They make their way to the bedroom and once they have gotten situated he attempts a 'back door entry'.

Girl: "Don't you think anal sex on the first date is presumptuous?"
Gentleman: "Don't you think Presumptuous is an awfully big word for an 8 year old?"
 
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