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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

None! Just a bj and a tossed salad.

THE BARGAIN OF THE CENTURY!

 

[lastbestfirstchance]

Depends on the salad dressing.

 

[Bubbles]

Depends on the salad dressing.

Raspberry Walnut Vinegarette

 

[Sarcasmo]

Will that give me diaper rash?

 

[Pandora]

Raspberry Walnut Vinegarette

OMG that's my favorite

 

[Sarcasmo]

OMG that's my favorite

Great, you can toss my salad too!

 

[lastbestfirstchance]

mmmmm

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Great, you can toss my salad too!

What?
I thought YOU were doing the tossing?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

wtf y'all are making my hungry and aroused with all this talk of salads

 

[Sarcasmo]

What?
I thought YOU were doing the tossing?

O RLY?

 

[Bubbles]

What?
I thought YOU were doing the tossing?

I thought YOU were doing the tossing....I'm all confused now.

And no, no diaper rash. But, just in case I'll stand by with the desitin.

 

[Pandora]

Great, you can toss my salad too!

Sorry I'm not a butt person. They just don't do it for me.

I had a Crunchy Broccoli Salad once at the restaurant....It was your basic salad with lotsa broccolah (which I love) and raspberry walnut vinagrette dressing that had crunchy little ramen noodles in it. The combination was magical. I get cravings for it all the time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I thought YOU were doing the tossing....I'm all confused now.

And no, no diaper rash. But, just in case I'll stand by with the desitin.

Im not a tossER , Im more of a tossEE

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

O RLY?

YA RLY

 

[Bubbles]

Fine, I'll toss it myself if no one else is gonna step up.

edit: who exactly am I tossing again

 

[theacoustician]

Fine, I'll toss it myself if no one else is gonna step up.

WE MUST HAVE A VIDEO OF THAT!

 

[gottoys?]

So any more questions, Where is this interview going, and when do we talk about my salary requirments?

Hey I really like this guy - please let him out.

Now we'll have someone to visit in SC That's only a few hours from the NC mountains right?

 

[theacoustician]

Hey I really like this guy - please let him out.

Now we'll have someone to visit in SC That's only a few hours from the NC mountains right?

Even the best of the best must wait at least 24 hours. But I would agree that he's proven he's no douche and should be let out.

 

[gottoys?]

Sorry I'm not a butt person. They just don't do it for me.

I had a Crunchy Broccoli Salad once at the restaurant....It was your basic salad with lotsa broccolah (which I love) and raspberry walnut vinagrette dressing that had crunchy little ramen noodles in it. The combination was magical. I get cravings for it all the time.

I like the raspberry walnut vinagrette with seared tuna - yum

 

[lastbestfirstchance]

Hey I really like this guy - please let him out.

Now we'll have someone to visit in SC That's only a few hours from the NC mountains right?

Why thanks you guys. Yeah I am near the north part of the state, about an hour to NC