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[APRIL]

We try to keep our cats outside the bedroom when they get noisy, but they are still super loud with the door closed. Do you guys have sound proof rooms?

 

[Domon]

ya'll need more female cats. Ours are never noisy, and for the most part are aloof to eachother or get along.

 

[Duke]

ya'll need more female cats. Ours are never noisy, and for the most part are aloof to eachother or get along.

Except when a female cat gets pissed of at you, property damage is a likely result.

 

[APRIL]

ya'll need more female cats. Ours are never noisy, and for the most part are aloof to eachother or get along.

Wait until they get old and senile.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

ya'll need more female cats. Ours are never noisy, and for the most part are aloof to eachother or get along.

This is HILARIOUS.

 

[Josh]

ya'll need more female cats. Ours are never noisy, and for the most part are aloof to eachother or get along.

This x1000000000000. Male cats are assholes. Getting your cats spayed and neutered also helps with their temperament in my opinion.

 

[APRIL]

Male cats >>>> female by a bunch

Female cats are more likely to be little bitches.

 

[Domon]

Male cats >>>> female by a bunch

Female cats are more likely to be little bitches.

Cat cat disagrees.

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[MacG]

We try to keep our cats outside the bedroom when they get noisy, but they are still super loud with the door closed. Do you guys have sound proof rooms?

Nope, I can hear the cats' farts from other rooms when the doors are closed.

 

[MacG]

ya'll need more female cats. Ours are never noisy, and for the most part are aloof to eachother or get along.

Both of 'em are females. One gets super jealous of me when I pet the other, so I pet the jealous one and the other one freaks out. I'm losing my mind here. FFS.

 

[MacG]

Except when a female cat gets pissed of at you, property damage is a likely result.

Also, there are the mood swings.

 

[MacG]

This x1000000000000. Male cats are assholes. Getting your cats spayed and neutered also helps with their temperament in my opinion.

Wrong.

All cats are assholes.

 

[MacG]

Male cats >>>> female by a bunch

Female cats are more likely to be little bitches.

I agree with the little bitches part. Almost all the female cats I got to know by were little bitches. And I got to know quiet a number of cats in my life as you can imagine.

 

[APRIL]

Both of 'em are females. One gets super jealous of me when I pet the other, so I pet the jealous one and the other one freaks out. I'm losing my mind here. FFS.

This is why threesomes rarely work.

 

[APRIL]

I agree with the little bitches part. Almost all the female cats I got to know by were little bitches. And I got to know quiet a number of cats in my life as you can imagine.

I love all cats, but ya... The chicks are more crazy than the dudes.

 

[MacG]

I love all cats, but ya... The chicks are more crazy than the dudes.

I think that applies to all species on earth. Especially humans.

 

[APRIL]

I think that applies to all species on earth. Especially humans.

Precisely.

 

[Frau Blugher]

A brother and sister from the same litter pairing is ideal for cat as a pet .

They have a friend , someone to tussle with to get their ya-ya's out .

 

[Frau Blugher]

Ghost cat altered my post.

 

[MacG]

I was out of town for my brother's military oath ceremony.

My friends were taking care of the cats. Meerkat stared to smell badly last week, and friends said that she was not eating well.

I came back yesterday and Meerkat's smell was unbearable. She seemed weaker than usual, which is a sign she needs to go to the vet. This happens on a regular basis because of her bad kidneys.

We had an appointment for today, but I panicked and rushed her to the nearest vet. Her values are off the charts. She got medicated and seemed a lot better this morning.

I took her to her regular vet, she's going to stay there for a while. I feel sad.