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[wetwillie]

Gwen Stephani. Fired no doubt and her first hit was a banana rap.

Sorry, I was too busy checking out her sweet, tight bod and hearing her yell "Ain't No Holla Back, GURL!"
Lot of fuss over nothing imo.

 

[NukesII]

Sorry, I was too busy checking out her sweet, tight bod and hearing her yell "Ain't No Holla Back, GURL!"
Lot of fuss over nothing imo.

Welcome to UF.

 

[wetwillie]

Welcome to UF.

Gwen plays a nice piano. Sers.

 

[august]

I worked at a Charlotte Russe when she first started putting out her solo stuff and I actually grew to enjoy a bunch of the songs but I don't know how much of that was a coping mechanism for getting through shifts where I'd have to hear it over and over again. plus I have fond memories of shenanigans around the banana song, although that one is NOT a certified banger.

 

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[Mr. Argumentor]

Been foggy as fuck lately.

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Tacos
theyre everywhere

 

[fly]

And a naked man in the back seat.

 

[Strings]

And a naked man in the back seat.

You have unusual Uber experiences.

 

[wetwillie]

And a naked man in the back seat.

That's a stack of case link hotdogs you goodball!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

You have unusual Uber experiences.

Had friends in town this weekend. We all uber'd around Tampa going from bar to bar.
Every single one we called gave us a horror story. Mostly driving too fast, but a couple that just smelled and one old guy that probably is going to kill his passengers when he has a heart attack and slips out into traffic.

 

[Jehannum]

One old guy that probably is going to kill his passengers when he has a heart attack and slips out into traffic.

This is how @NukesII is going to go out.

 

[Strings]

This is how @NukesII is going to go out.

His wife is going to cook him a dinner so good he passes out and then she'll smother him with a pillow.
Probably a throw pillow cause he ain't a big guy.

 

[Strings]

Had friends in town this weekend. We all uber'd around Tampa going from bar to bar.
Every single one we called gave us a horror story. Mostly driving too fast, but a couple that just smelled and one old guy that probably is going to kill his passengers when he has a heart attack and slips out into traffic.

I know it's better than a DUI but still !

 

[wetwillie]

I know it's better than a DUI but still !

Truth. Half the uber drivers are probably stoned or drunk. They like the job because there's no drug test. Hoo boy!!

 

[wetwillie]

. . . . me, I'm flying in my taxi, taking tips, getting stoned . . .

 

[NukesII]

Packages don't argue and I always get paid.

 

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[Strings]

Because everyone needs a guy in a hotdog costume for their game.