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[gee]

Screw "timbeibs" and that monkey-abandoning asshole and their cutesy birthday cake waffle flavor bullshit.

Walnut crunch timbits.

 

[HipHugHer]

People are freaking out over TP again.



Hint: the heb store brand in the red label that says "strong" on it is some goodass paper.
It's good asspaper too.

 

[HipHugHer]

Also somebody finally squared away the management. Walked in, caught the last minute or two of Dream On on the muzak and then right into TNT. Oy! Oy!

 

[wetwillie]

Also somebody finally squared away the management. Walked in, caught the last minute or two of Dream On on the muzak and then right into TNT. Oy! Oy!

Went to our local independent grocery store recently and they had the REAL jams going. I said something to the cashier and she said they draw straws and the winner gets to pick the tunes for the day. Funny store - fairly big but only 2 cashiers, 2 guys stocking constantly and a very good butcher who has been there for years. No frills.

 

[fly]

People are freaking out over TP again.

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Hint: the heb store brand in the red label that says "strong" on it is some goodass paper.
It's good asspaper too.

wtf

 

[HipHugHer]

wtf

It's probably in one of those cargo ships parked off the coast by LA.

 

[fly]

It's probably in one of those cargo ships parked off the coast by LA.

I know I've got a fuckton of cargo waiting there.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I know I've got a fuckton of cargo waiting there.

fortunately for you dildos dont have an expiration date

 

[gee]

fortunately for you dildos dont have an expiration date

But the Christmas themed ones might not arrive in time, and then there'll be a shipping container of Christmas dildos sitting in the driveway until next year's season.

 

[Domon]

Santa and Reindeer cock-replicas just dont hold their value after the 20th

 

[Jehannum]

Santa and Reindeer cock-replicas just dont hold their value after the 20th

It's true, Christmas only cums once a year.

 

[fly]

Santa and Reindeer cock-replicas just dont hold their value after the 20th

Amen brotha!

 

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hey there old man

 

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[Strings]

His name is Chief.

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ok, no
not just no but fuck no

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]