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jaxxor
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OK, I wrote this really horibble "Guide to Seducing Older Women" for OT. the gf goes poking around, found it, and took it seriously. There's a lesson here for me and her.
Me, warn people if I'm going to go write something retarded and vile.
Her, give jaxxor the benefit of the doubt.
ANyways, here it is, my guide to seducing older women. I've never done any of these things, but those of you with a cruel sense of humour might find it funny.
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In my late teens and early twenties I banged a LOT of women 30 and up. I've done my best to write up some tips to help some of you clueless kids do the same.
1. Choose your target
You're looking for low self-esteem, loniless, need for validation, and lastly, horniness. Seducing an older woman will sometimes be more a function of manipulating her emotions and mental state than her biology.
Look for divorced women, especially the newly divorced. They require the least effort of all as they feel a need for a man's attention to reinforce their selfworth. Another clue will be a woman that spends alot of time on the way they dress and do their makeup, hair, and jewelry. That's can be a sign of low self esteem.
2. Be prepared to listen
You may have to put up with alot of talk about an ex, kids, money, house, whatever. That's fine, this is a transaction. You want sex, they want to run their mouth and unburden themselves or whatever the (curseword - please notify a moderator).
3. Alchohol is your friend.
She may be uptight about what she's about to do, keep the drinks coming no matter where you are.
4. Attack on two fronts.
She's not going to want to feel like she's hanging out with a kid, so be mature. At the same time, project youthfulness and be just a bit dirty. They go for the young, naughty feeling and anything you can do to promote that will help you go far.
5. Deliver
If you get her into bed and want any chance of doing this again, do not be a minuteman and then jump up and leave. Hammer her within an inch of her life, then let her do the work to finish you off. What you want to do is make her feel like she made you lose control at the end.
6. Avoid commitment
Don't get involved in her personal life under any circumstances or in any way.
Me, warn people if I'm going to go write something retarded and vile.
Her, give jaxxor the benefit of the doubt.
ANyways, here it is, my guide to seducing older women. I've never done any of these things, but those of you with a cruel sense of humour might find it funny.
______________
In my late teens and early twenties I banged a LOT of women 30 and up. I've done my best to write up some tips to help some of you clueless kids do the same.
1. Choose your target
You're looking for low self-esteem, loniless, need for validation, and lastly, horniness. Seducing an older woman will sometimes be more a function of manipulating her emotions and mental state than her biology.
Look for divorced women, especially the newly divorced. They require the least effort of all as they feel a need for a man's attention to reinforce their selfworth. Another clue will be a woman that spends alot of time on the way they dress and do their makeup, hair, and jewelry. That's can be a sign of low self esteem.
2. Be prepared to listen
You may have to put up with alot of talk about an ex, kids, money, house, whatever. That's fine, this is a transaction. You want sex, they want to run their mouth and unburden themselves or whatever the (curseword - please notify a moderator).
3. Alchohol is your friend.
She may be uptight about what she's about to do, keep the drinks coming no matter where you are.
4. Attack on two fronts.
She's not going to want to feel like she's hanging out with a kid, so be mature. At the same time, project youthfulness and be just a bit dirty. They go for the young, naughty feeling and anything you can do to promote that will help you go far.
5. Deliver
If you get her into bed and want any chance of doing this again, do not be a minuteman and then jump up and leave. Hammer her within an inch of her life, then let her do the work to finish you off. What you want to do is make her feel like she made you lose control at the end.
6. Avoid commitment
Don't get involved in her personal life under any circumstances or in any way.