The 'Would you rather...?' thread

[JAXvillain]

just jokes

 

[APRIL]

Wow, that was a bad joke. Worse than the one of mine yesterday comparing you to a pussy.

 

[dbzeag]

Would you rather have sex with a ugly old women or a good looking young man, this obviously if your a guy and straight.

The other options should be apparent depending on your situation. Straight girl - old man or young girl. Gay guy, old man, young girl etc......I've confused myself now.

old man for sure. That isn't even a challenge.

 

[dbzeag]

if I have to choose, it's old lady

at this point in your life, any lady you bang is going to be old anyway.

 

[dbzeag]

Would you rather fuck an anonymous man bareback or an anonymous woman who is not on the pill?

 

[JAXvillain]

at this point in your life, any lady you bang is going to be old anyway.

untrue

 

[snoogit]

... or an anonymous woman who is not on the pill?

also bareback?

 

[APRIL]

at this point in your life, any lady you bang is going to be old anyway.

I had to get back in my chair after falling out reading this.

 

[Kevlar]

I had to get back in my chair after falling out reading this.

Me too

 

[dbzeag]

also bareback?

yes

 

[dbzeag]

untrue

Your wild amounts of money giving your bitches plastic surgury still does not make them any younger.

 

[JAXvillain]

I brought home a girl that's 22 just 3 nights ago...I don't do old ladies

 

[polo]

old botox chris likes em young

 

[polo]

also ever since i've had a moustache i've been repelling women. it's fantastic.

 

[JAXvillain]

old botox chris likes em young

why should I hook up with old bats when I can get young hot ones? no botox necessary, I have a baby face

 

[polo]

why should I hook up with old bats when I can get young hot ones? no botox necessary, I have a baby face

look at you mr defense, i wasn't startin

 

[JAXvillain]

not being defensive...just telling it like it is

 

[APRIL]

Baby face? I CANT BREATHE!Q!!)(SJADJASLDADLADAD

 

[JAXvillain]

Baby face? I CANT BREATHE!Q!!)(SJADJASLDADLADAD

do you think I look like I'm turning 37 this year?

 

[APRIL]

do you think I look like I'm turning 37 this year?

Get over yourself, you are OLD.