The 'Would you rather...?' thread

Had some cheddarwusts for dinner, some beers, and now some ice cream.

I feel freaking fantastic.

I think I'm going to eat a stick of butter next, and then have some more beer.

At my college's Austrian campus, the cafeteria served something the students referred to as "cardio dogs."

What is a cardio dog, you ask? A cardio dog is a hot dog whose insides contained *some* meat and a lot of lard. Said hot dog was then wrapped in bacon.

I could never eat a whole one. :/
 
I like an easy life. I thought it up because I don't exactly NOT get on with my co-workers, but they're the kinda women who talk about their kids all day, eat tons of chocolate and are concerned with who is marrying who in the celebrity world. On the upside no managers work at this hospital to supervise us so that's really nice and relaxed.
 
At my college's Austrian campus, the cafeteria served something the students referred to as "cardio dogs."

What is a cardio dog, you ask? A cardio dog is a hot dog whose insides contained *some* meat and a lot of lard. Said hot dog was then wrapped in bacon.

I could never eat a whole one. :/

You must take me to this magical land, and then we will visit the KTM factory as well.