GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Valve1138]

Hawaii is overplayed.

You're overplayed.

Also, slore.

 

[Petunia]

Throw me into a dumpster and set it on fire.

this is my love language


YAY KITTEN

 

[fly]

Throw me into a dumpster and set it on fire.

I did. It's called our marriage!

 

[Petunia]

I did. It's called our marriage!

sick burn

 

[fly]

So we've booked a trip to Louisville (or Looval, as the locals say) for Memorial Day weekend. I *almost* had to pay for flights cause the Southwest routing was so terrible, but cashed in some points and are flying Breeze - a new poverty airline! That would have broken like nearly a 10 year streak of not paying for flights.

There's eight of us going, should be a wonderful shitshow.

 

[Valve1138]

Breeze

I thinks that's the one I told you guys about?

 

[fly]

Breeze

I thinks that's the one I told you guys about?

Maybe? They were all over the local news a couple months ago, as I think they're based out of Tampa.

 

[Petunia]

So we've booked a trip to Louisville (or Looval, as the locals say) for Memorial Day weekend. I *almost* had to pay for flights cause the Southwest routing was so terrible, but cashed in some points and are flying Breeze - a new poverty airline! That would have broken like nearly a 10 year streak of not paying for flights.

There's eight of us going, should be a wonderful shitshow.

breeze… like a fart in the wind

 

[Petunia]

nine more days til mexico
i haven’t told anyone in my orbit
not my kid
my “job”
my mom aka dog sitter
no one lol

im gonna wait till the last minute so i don’t have to hear about “why you traveling agaiiiiin”

 

[Mikeawesome]

nine more days til mexico
i haven’t told anyone in my orbit
not my kid
my “job”
my mom aka dog sitter
no one lol

im gonna wait till the last minute so i don’t have to hear about “why you traveling agaiiiiin”

irresponsible

 

[Petunia]

irresponsible

BAD MOM!

good thing it’s a long weekend and he will be at his dads anyway so what i do on my long weekend is my business

AT LEAST ITS NOT A CROOZE

 

[fly]

nine more days til mexico
i haven’t told anyone in my orbit
not my kid
my “job”
my mom aka dog sitter
no one lol

im gonna wait till the last minute so i don’t have to hear about “why you traveling agaiiiiin”

Kiko and I talk on IG, so I'm pretty sure he knows.

 

[Petunia]

Kiko and I talk on IG, so I'm pretty sure he knows.

are you the one sending him flaccid dick pics ?

 

[fly]

are you the one sending him flaccid dick pics ?

It's fully engorged, it just looks flaccid.

 

[Petunia]

the airport limo picks me up at 5am tonight
i haven’t packed and i feel bloated and i wanna sleep for a day or two

also should i drink tequila ? i haven’t had tequila in about 12 yrs cuz i always almost die

 

[ZRH]

the airport limo picks me up at 5am tonight
i haven’t packed and i feel bloated and i wanna sleep for a day or two

also should i drink tequila ? i haven’t had tequila in about 12 yrs cuz i always almost die

Ola bonita, want a partner?

 

[Mikeawesome]

the airport limo picks me up at 5am tonight
i haven’t packed and i feel bloated and i wanna sleep for a day or two

also should i drink tequila ? i haven’t had tequila in about 12 yrs cuz i always almost die

lol a limo

 

[Petunia]

lol a limo

yes peasant, airport limo services are just a driver picking you up and driving you to the airport in those nice town cars type. calm down it’s certainly not some 80s stretch limo

 

[Peppers]

the airport limo picks me up at 5am tonight
i haven’t packed and i feel bloated and i wanna sleep for a day or two

also should i drink tequila ? i haven’t had tequila in about 12 yrs cuz i always almost die

Hell yeah you should drink tequila. You're going to Mexico.

 

[Petunia]

Hell yeah you should drink tequila. You're going to Mexico.

i blackout and make bad decisions on tequila and prob worse in foreign countries