Advice The UF 'Would you rather...?' thread

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The chef. Maybe I'll get lucky.

You won't.

Your chef is a 300lb Chinese man who has incurable sleep apnoea, and earplugs are too expensive for you.

He does however make excellent chop suey

 

[nukes]

I read this as holocaust at first glance.

Godwin has entered the room.

 

[OOD]

You won't.

Your chef is a 300lb Chinese man who has incurable sleep apnoea, and earplugs are too expensive for you.

He does however make excellent chop suey

Well he sounds like a nice guy. I play bass, you can't scare me with 300 pounds or loud noises.

 

[Floptical]

I read this as holocaust at first glance.

Well on that topic would you rather be a Jew in Nazi Germany or a black man in 1800s Georgia.

 

[nukes]

Im already halfway through the Jewish Experience, lets go black.

 

[OOD]

Well on that topic would you rather be a Jew in Nazi Germany or a black man in 1800s Georgia.

The black man. I've always wanted to be a black man.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Well on that topic would you rather be a Jew in Nazi Germany or a black man in 1800s Georgia.

Antebellum, bellum, or postbellum?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ok.

Every time you drive, you never catch a green light. You either have to brake to a full stop at a red, or 1 out of 10 yellows nets you a ticket (randomly distributed so you can't plan) and you never get preference at a yield sign
Brits, you have the above, and the addendum that all round abouts would require you to come to a full stop for at least four cars.

-or-

Barring flying, you are permanently limited to 40MPH for travel purposes.

 

[nukes]

40mph.

 

[OOD]

Ok.

Every time you drive, you never catch a green light. You either have to brake to a full stop at a red, or 1 out of 10 yellows nets you a ticket (randomly distributed so you can't plan) and you never get preference at a yield sign
Brits, you have the above, and the addendum that all round abouts would require you to come to a full stop for at least four cars.

-or-

Barring flying, you are permanently limited to 40MPH for travel purposes.

40mph. That's about my speed most of the time anyways.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Ok.

Every time you drive, you never catch a green light. You either have to brake to a full stop at a red, or 1 out of 10 yellows nets you a ticket (randomly distributed so you can't plan) and you never get preference at a yield sign
Brits, you have the above, and the addendum that all round abouts would require you to come to a full stop for at least four cars.

-or-

Barring flying, you are permanently limited to 40MPH for travel purposes.

40MPH relative to what?

 

[Floptical]

Antebellum, bellum, or postbellum?

Antebellum

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Well on that topic would you rather be a Jew in Nazi Germany or a black man in 1800s Georgia.

Paula says I should go black man.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

You do not get to pick your chef, I do.

and the food replicator makes poop 10% of the time. And you can only eat food from your malfunctioning replicator.

ASK THE FOLLOW UPS MOTHERFUCKERS

Questions must be fully formed and ready to grok.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

40MPH relative to what?

Groundspeed, fgt.

Also, do none of you fuckers go on the interstate regularly?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Groundspeed, fgt.

Also, do none of you fuckers go on the interstate regularly?

All the fun is on the backroads.

 

[Floptical]

Ok.

Every time you drive, you never catch a green light. You either have to brake to a full stop at a red, or 1 out of 10 yellows nets you a ticket (randomly distributed so you can't plan) and you never get preference at a yield sign
Brits, you have the above, and the addendum that all round abouts would require you to come to a full stop for at least four cars.

-or-

Barring flying, you are permanently limited to 40MPH for travel purposes.

40mph

 

[Ledboots]

Black man driving 40

 

[nukes]

Groundspeed, fgt.

Also, do none of you fuckers go on the interstate regularly?

I drive professionally.
Your red light scenario would be stroke enducing.

 

[Strings]

40