Advice The UF 'Would you rather...?' thread

[Valve1138]

I'd slap that bitch and ride the wave in

Is that a fat chin joke?

 

[Floptical]

Is that a fat chin joke?

No it's a fat chins joke

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Love both, but I have to go with Jack.

Hrmm
Fair enough, for now...

 

[Floptical]

or

 

[Strings]

Hrmm
Fair enough, for now...

Though I do love the Chief's narration from the book.
I think of them as two different versions of the same story. The movie is just a quick watered down version.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

or

I don't have a choice!!!

 

[OOD]

Would you rather kill somebody who other wise would live or randomly come upon a fresh dead corps and Fuck it?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

would you rather be a centaur or reverse centaur

 

[Strings]

Would you rather kill somebody who other wise would live or randomly come upon a fresh dead corps and Fuck it?

Therapy ... just say'n.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Would you rather kill somebody who other wise would live or randomly come upon a fresh dead corps and Fuck it?

That's a good one.
Define the victim and the corpse, please

 

[Strings]

Never mind ...

 

[OOD]

That's a good one.
Define the victim and the corpse, please

It's all random. Could be any variation of human in either scenario.

The sex must be either dick to vag or dick to ass. And it must last for at least 10 minutes. Lube is allowed.

You can kill any way you want.

No one will ever know about either but you.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

If it's completely random, the sex is definitely out.

 

[Floptical]

Would you rather kill somebody who other wise would live or randomly come upon a fresh dead corps and Fuck it?

Can I choose both

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Can I choose both

I can't even get hard if I didn't just kill whatever I'm fucking.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Can I choose both

Well, you did just kill someone, the corpse would definitely be fresh

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

or

I choose death.

 

[OOD]

You guys are fucked up. I think I'll stay.

 

[nukes]

Would you rather kill somebody who other wise would live or randomly come upon a fresh dead corps and Fuck it?

Not kill.
Who am I to stand in the way of love?

 

[OOD]

No.
Who am I to stand in the way of love?

Did a passenger give you funny looking Tylenol today?