Advice The UF 'Would you rather...?' thread

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Inspired by my incessant listenings to the CBB Podcast over the past few months, here's a would you rather. Post your own once you comprehensively explain your answers and workings out:

Would You Rather...

Spend the rest of your life doing one gigantic fart in the middle of the night every single night, so loud you woke up whoever you were sleeping with, and it smelled 50% bad, or, for the rest of your life you had to drop a huge fart once per day, in a location and time of your choosing during work hours Monday-Friday (change for your own schedule) but it was 100% bad and cleared the room.

Follow up questions for scenarios welcome.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Id take option 2
And Id drop it in a walmart every time

 

[my little brony]

Seriously? My options are ruin my sex life or give me a concealed weapon permit?

 

[august]

would you rather:

fuck a puppy, but nobody knows about it

or

not fuck a puppy, but everybody, I mean everybody, thinks you did and you can't prove you didn't/change their minds

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Seriously? My options are ruin my sex life or give me a concealed weapon permit?

And how would you utilise said weapon?

 

[august]

Inspired by my incessant listenings to the CBB Podcast over the past few months, here's a would you rather. Post your own once you comprehensively explain your answers and workings out:

Would You Rather...

Spend the rest of your life doing one gigantic fart in the middle of the night every single night, so loud you woke up whoever you were sleeping with, and it smelled 50% bad, or, for the rest of your life you had to drop a huge fart once per day, in a location and time of your choosing during work hours Monday-Friday (change for your own schedule) but it was 100% bad and cleared the room.

Follow up questions for scenarios welcome.

the latter for sure

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

would you rather:

fuck a puppy, but nobody knows about it

or

not fuck a puppy, but everybody, I mean everybody, thinks you did and you can't prove you didn't/change their minds

What kind of puppy are we talking about and is its anus big enough for my imaginary penis to penetrate it without harming it? Can I use lube?

 

[tre]

girl puppy or boy puppy?

 

[august]

What kind of puppy are we talking about and is its anus big enough for my imaginary penis to penetrate it without harming it? Can I use lube?

it's big enough it wouldn't physically harm it, yes you can use lube

 

[august]

girl puppy or boy puppy?

your choice

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

girl puppy or boy puppy?

Very good follow up question.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

it's big enough it wouldn't physically harm it, yes you can use lube

Does the puppy writhe around and really not enjoy the experience, or does it take it in it's stride?

 

[Valve1138]

It's option 1 for me, only because that's not an uncommon occurrence now.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

What kind of puppy are we talking about

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

It's option 1 for me, only because that's not an uncommon occurrence now.

 

[august]

Does the puppy writhe around and really not enjoy the experience, or does it take it in it's stride?

you won't know until you do it

 

[Duke]

Seriously? My options are ruin my sex life or give me a concealed weapon permit?

this is the only correct way to view this query.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh jeez.

This makes it difficult.

If everyone thinks I fucked a puppy, but I didn't, does this affect my employability?

 

[my little brony]

And how would you utilise said weapon?

meetings that go on too long

crying child in the room

bank robbery

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

you won't know until you do it

Can I spend months clicker training the puppy to enjoy said experience or do I just have to get right in there?