Ontopic The "Should not have done that" thread V. Sexual Misdeeds

[Darth Handsome]

Lulz

 

[Floptical]

Now that I think about off of this maybe it's all part of a larger overall conspiracy ran by the masterbation industry. If men and women are too afraid to talk to each other let alone engage in meaningless sex who gains? It's the porn, lotions and lubes, and potentially the sock industries (depending on how weird you are).

 

[nukes]

Floptical for President 2020

 

[Amstel]

Now that I think about off of this maybe it's all part of a larger overall conspiracy ran by the masterbation industry. If men and women are too afraid to talk to each other let alone engage in meaningless sex who gains? It's the porn, lotions and lubes, and potentially the sock industries (depending on how weird you are).

Real Doll.

It's a corporate conspiracy. I bet that weinstien dude owns porn cos too!

 

[Floptical]

And don't worry @OzSTEEZ you can still kiss girls down under

 

[OzSTEEZ]

And don't worry @OzSTEEZ you can still kiss girls down under

Fuck women. They fuck up everything.

 

[Floptical]

Fuck women. They fuck up everything.

best lady quote ever

 

[nukes]

Fuck women. They fuck up everything.

Wife's friend was here today. Her husband was transferred to P.A., but she hates P.A.
Now he's gotta try and find a job here, at 51 years old.
All for the love of a woman.

 

[Floptical]

Wife's friend was here today. Her husband was transferred to P.A., but she hates P.A.
Now he's gotta try and find a job here, at 51 years old.
All for the love of a woman.

I would have done the same thing regardless of a woman....fuck PA

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Wife's friend was here today. Her husband was transferred to P.A., but she hates P.A.
Now he's gotta try and find a job here, at 51 years old.
All for the love of a woman.

It's never worth chasing a woman.

 

[nukes]

I would have done the same thing regardless of a woman....fuck PA

Let's look at the husband's perspective for a moment. 51 is not a great age to change companies. All he wants to do is work smoothly til retirement. They have 22 years left on their mortgage.
He makes good money. It would have been in the best interest of his family's future to go along with the transfer.

 

[Floptical]

Let's look at the husband's perspective for a moment. 51 is not a great age to change companies. All he wants to do is work smoothly til retirement. They have 22 years left on their mortgage.
He makes good money. It would have been in the best interest of his family's future to go along with the transfer.

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[nukes]

[GIPHY="Pennsylvania sucks"]https://media1.giphy.com/media/iVxMwQW4pHpL2/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

I'm not arguing that. P.A. sucks as a whole. Sorry @Strings

 

[Floptical]

PA is just for people who are too trashy for New York but to hard for Ohio.

 

[Strings]

I'm not arguing that. P.A. sucks as a whole. Sorry @Strings

It's ok if you know where to hide.

 

[Amstel]

PA is just for people who are too trashy for New York but to hard for Ohio.

sounds like a fucking shithole.

 

[Floptical]

sounds like a fucking shithole.

 

[adi]

some areas in baltimore were a little scary

 

[Floptical]

some areas in baltimore were a little scary

Baltimore is where DC hides it’s crack.

 

[Strings]

sounds like a fucking shithole.

We have some high ground.