Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[Domon]

The current attitude of the three year old involves lots of

"NO, im not going to do that"
"If you do that, i will turn this house around" That ones kinda hard not to laugh at
"No, not you."
*mad face, crossed arms, stomping around*


Its exhausting.

 

[APRIL]

The current attitude of the three year old involves lots of

"NO, im not going to do that"
"If you do that, i will turn this house around" That ones kinda hard not to laugh at
"No, not you."
*mad face, crossed arms, stomping around*


Its exhausting.

You did this to yourself.

 

[Darth Handsome]

When my daughters were 3 they exhausted me exactly zero times. I'd say it's about time you put your foot down & showed that brat who's boss
Send her to Winnipeg & I'll do it for you if you need help, tuning up undisciplined brats is kinda one of my fortes

 

[Darth Handsome]

Fuck I sure missed posting in this thread I tell you what

 

[kiwi]

One year away from 3 teenagers.

 

[august]

The current attitude of the three year old involves lots of

"NO, im not going to do that"
"If you do that, i will turn this house around" That ones kinda hard not to laugh at
"No, not you."
*mad face, crossed arms, stomping around*


Its exhausting.

I am grateful I have a little while before the verbal sass kicks in, right now I mostly only have to contend with the faces and OH MAN is this kid good at staring daggers already, cc @Maureen

 

[august]

 

[august]

 

[strawberry love]

Ugh so cute.

 

[august]

my lil sprout has finally, for the last three nights, slept for a decent length on her own in the bassinet! before this, she would wake up if you laid her flat & she realized she was alone, so we had to let her sleep in the swing (but then she was waking with such angry farty bunz bc she was sitting on her bunzhole all night and couldn't get them out), or let her sleep in bed with us (hence no bedsheets so she couldn't get wrapped up or roll over on a bunched bit and suffocate)

 

[Domon]

my lil sprout has finally, for the last three nights, slept for a decent length on her own in the bassinet! before this, she would wake up if you laid her flat & she realized she was alone, so we had to let her sleep in the swing (but then she was waking with such angry farty bunz bc she was sitting on her bunzhole all night and couldn't get them out), or let her sleep in bed with us (hence no bedsheets so she couldn't get wrapped up or roll over on a bunched bit and suffocate)

niiiiice. If you're lucky she'll be like ours and just sleep through the night from here on out minus a few phases.

 

[Immigrant]

That is one cute baby.

Yes, there are ugly babies.

 

[Domon]

That is one cute baby.

Yes, there are ugly babies.

i thought my first was cute too..... nope, looking back she was one funny looking kid

 

[Darth Handsome]

I tried to tell you that, Darth dont know nothin

 

[Jehannum]

I tried to tell you that, Darth dont know nothin

Having been one yourself, I can see why you'd have some authority on ugly babbies.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Having been one yourself, I can see why you'd have some authority on ugly babbies.

You sure you want to trade barbs about appearance?

 

[Jehannum]

You sure you want to trade barbs about appearance?

I have a sparkling personality, nostrildamus.

 

[Immigrant]

I was waiting for a nose remark.

 

[Domon]

Yeah, just looked back at 2 month old pics of both kids.

@august your sprout is cuter than the average 2 month old.

 

[Darth Handsome]

She is cute but her nostrils lack character