Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[nukes]

This is a question for the parents of xerq.

How old were your kids when they stopped needing a babysitter. If they are still young then how old do you think they will be?

How old were your kids when they were allowed unsupervised access to the internet?

How old when they had their first phone?

I've not yet sired a xerq.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I've not yet sired a xerq.

answer anyway you dingle hopper

 

[nukes]

Kids will turn 7 in June. They are lightly supervised in all areas. They are never home alone.
I think around the time they are 10 they can be trusted to be home alone starting with short periods of time.

My kids would kick the fuck out of Joe Pesci.

 

[helenabear]

Kid is only 9. No phone yet but I expect it in 4th or 5th grade. He has his own tablet for school and one at home. Not sure how locked down his school one is, but his home one is. He mostly watches Dan TDM on youtube and plays some games.

I can leave him for an hour or so at a time by himself and started last summer when he was 8. I'd say in a couple years we can do more.

 

[Strings]

My kids are in their twenties. I don't trust them alone in my house. Not for one f'n minute. My liquor cabinet doesn't have a lock.

 

[kiwi]

I leave the nine and ten year old alone up to a couple hours. If the almost thirteen year old is home as well I'll go away for days.

 

[Jehannum]

I'll leave the 8 year old alone for hours.

I might leave the 10 year old for 7 minutes, but no longer than that, because he'll sneak around and steal my stuff.

 

[Floptical]

I leave the nine and ten year old alone up to a couple hours. If the almost thirteen year old is home as well I'll go away for days.

Yes but isn't the almost thirteen year old your husband

 

[kiwi]

I'll leave the 8 year old alone for hours.

I might leave the 10 year old for 7 minutes, but no longer than that, because he'll sneak around and steal my stuff.

Lol. I started leaving the oldest alone about eight as well but waited longer on the boys cause I'm still afraid I'm going to come home to one of them dead or broken from a scuffle.

Why do boys have to be so difficult.

 

[kiwi]

Yes but isn't the almost thirteen year old your husband

This wasn't one of your better jokes.

 

[Jehannum]

Lol. I started leaving the oldest about with as well but waited longer on the boys cause I'm still afraid I'm going to come home to one of them dead or broken from a scuffle.

Why do boys have to be so difficult.

I am unaware of a reason.

Boy does fine 1-on-1, but unless he's the center of attention in group settings, he'll start getting completely inappropriate.

 

[kiwi]

I am unaware of a reason.

Boy does fine 1-on-1, but unless he's the center of attention in group settings, he'll start getting completely inappropriate.

This is my oldest boy to a tee. On the rare occasion we have him alone he's a complete joy and super helpful. Any other time and we're pulling our hair out trying to get him to behave.

 

[Jehannum]

This is my oldest boy to a tee. On the rare occasion we have him alone he's a complete joy and super helpful. Any other time and we're pulling our hair out trying to get him to behave.

How old is he?

 

[kiwi]

How old is he?

He's 10 but he's always been that way.

 

[Jehannum]

He's 10 but he's always been that way.

Was hoping he was older and you had some tips for dealing with it.

 

[tre]

Found an old pic the other day...

 

[Domon]

welp. Now @APRIL is aroused.

 

[Domon]

 

[Domon]

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[Jehannum]

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That kid is not Irish.