Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[kiwi]

The baby has started whining over everything. Can't sit up fast enough? Toys too far away? I didn't immediately pick her up? Ugh.

 

[Domon]

The baby has started whining over everything. Can't sit up fast enough? Toys too far away? I didn't immediately pick her up? Ugh.

at least she's not growling at you like a bear.

 

[Jehannum]

at least she's not growling at you like a bear.

Yeah, none of mine has actually grown out of that yet.

8 and 10.

 

[Jehannum]

My daughter was in a shitty mood today because some other girl at school wouldn't stop talking to her.

My hypocrisy sense was in a roaring overload the entire time she explained it.

 

[MacG]

My daughter was in a shitty mood today because some other girl at school wouldn't stop talking to her.

My hypocrisy sense was in a roaring overload the entire time she explained it.

Oh poor baby.


#firstworldproblems

 

[Strings]

 

[MacG]

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What the fuck is this?

 

[Strings]

What the fuck is this?

A cute laughing baby, you dolt.

 

[MacG]

A cute laughing baby, you dolt.

Duh.

 

[Jehannum]

A cute laughing baby, you dolt.

Clint Howard was never cute.

 

[Jehannum]

What the fuck is this?

That's Balok, you philistine.

 

[Jehannum]

Holy fuck, I had forgotten this.

 

[Jehannum]

The boy and I swapped the hardware on my floating disk brakes in the 300ZX today. He used the torch to heat up the old fasteners until the threadlocker melted, and I used the wrench to remove it before the threadlocker resolidified.

Worked like magic.

 

[Domon]

Teamwork

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[nukes]

The boy and I swapped the hardware on my floating disk brakes in the 300ZX today. He used the torch to heat up the old fasteners until the threadlocker melted, and I used the wrench to remove it before the threadlocker resolidified.

Worked like magic.

I can hear his thoughts:
"I can't wait til I have a job and can buy a nice car that doesn't need parts every three days".

 

[Jehannum]

I can hear his thoughts:
"I can't wait til I have a job and can buy a nice car that doesn't need parts every three days".

He's 10. His thoughts were more along the lines of, "fire is cool".

 

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[Jehannum]

 

[nukes]

Only gravied for the doll punch.
I wouldn't gravy a baby punch.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

This is a question for the parents On UF
How old were your kids when they stopped needing a babysitter. If they are still young then how old do you think they will be?

How old were your kids when they were allowed unsupervised access to the internet?

How old when they had their first phone?