"The new Star Wars movie, is terrible"

[simple]

My brother and his friend (who's a big fan) thought the new Star Wars was TERRIBLE

aparently a scene where darth vader goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" is the goofiest moment in the history of cinema

what did you think?

 

[simple]

he said the ending is super rushed, and the dude playing Anakin fucking sucks

 

[smileynev]

Sounds like your brother and his "friend" should quit assramming each other in the theater.

 

[simple]

"George Lucas doesn't give a shit anymore, if he had stuck to the book the movie would have been beautiful"

 

[JAXvillain]

the whole star wars franchise needs to be stuffed into a black hole and forgotten...so sick of the brutal over exposure

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah well that's what happens when you insist on telling a story that doesn't need to be told. Should have just left Vader's origins to the imaginations of the fans. Which is the way it's been for almost 30 years.

 

[jaxxor]

I hear the ending is pretty retarded. I'm pretty upset by what's been done to it.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Should have just left Vader's origins to the imaginations of the fans. Which is the way it's been for almost 30 years.

 

[water]

Sounds like your brother and his "friend" should quit assramming each other in the theater.

I concur.

ROTS was great, I enjoyed it on all levels.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I think the Burger King commercial with Yoda is pretty fucking cool

 

[fly]

Sounds like your brother and his "friend" should quit assramming each other in the theater.

star wars blows dude.

 

[simple]

I concur.

ROTS was great, I enjoyed it on all levels.

You thought Anakin could act?

You thought Darth Vader yelling "Noooooooooooooooooo" and the long ass silence after it wasn't as awkward as it gets?

You didn't think the ending that tried to tie everything together wasn't rushed?

 

[smileynev]

I think the Burger King commercial with Yoda is pretty fucking cool

Haven't seen it.

 

[simple]

"The whole thing feels like a device almost randomly dreamed up in order to get the story to the point where Vader is created, and sell some more toys in the process. The miserable thing is that when we finally get to that point, we realise that the journey wasn’t very interesting, and go home and watch our original trilogy dvds instead."

 

[simple]

"The general opinion of “Revenge of the Sith” seems to be that it marks a distinct improvement on the last two episodes, “The Phantom Menace” and “Attack of the Clones.” True, but only in the same way that dying from natural causes is preferable to crucifixion."

 

[CletusJones]

@ elpmis

 

[simple]

"To hail Revenge of the Sith as a satisfying bridge to a classic is not just playing a game of the Emperor's New Clothes, it's an insult to what the original accomplished."

 

[simple]

"As for the good stuff, none of it involves human speech."

 

[simple]

"Drink the Kool-Aid. Wear blinders. Cover your ears. Because that's the only way you can totally enjoy Revenge of the Sith -- the final and most futile attempt from skilled producer, clumsy director and tin-eared writer George Lucas to create a prequel trilogy to match the myth-making spirit of the original Star Wars saga he unleashed twenty-eight years ago. Fan boys, of course, have convinced themselves otherwise."

 

[jaxxor]

"The general opinion of “Revenge of the Sith” seems to be that it marks a distinct improvement on the last two episodes, “The Phantom Menace” and “Attack of the Clones.” True, but only in the same way that dying from natural causes is preferable to crucifixion."

best. review. evar.