Got the quote back from the cable company for cable internet. I figured "oh, they gotta run about 150 feet from the road to the house, they'll charge me an extra 50 bucks for that over the usual distance they charge, whatever..."
NOPE. They want me to pay $4700 before taxes to run ~500 feet of cable up my road. Even though my road is in their service area map. and they took a bunch of government money to build out the area and declare 100% high speed coverage.
Forwarded over the quote to the provincial agency to see what happens, and ordered a starlink dish in the meantime :/