Advice The Home Improvement/Automation Thread

[Darth Handsome]

You're making me decipher what bullshit you're spouting when you don't use punctuation.

So I'll interpret you in the worst way.

And this is of consequence to me in what capacity pray tell

 

[APRIL]

Have some self respect, Darth.

 

[Jehannum]

No ninja fail.

 

[wetwillie]

Your grammar is horrendous too.

grammars

 

[Darth Handsome]

Have some self respect, Darth.

Is this post so ironic on purpose or by accident?

 

[Valve1138]

dont worry, it wont last.

When it explodes for the final time we’re going to get an electric/battery riding mower.

 

[Domon]

When it explodes for the final time we’re going to get an electric/battery riding mower.

i... wouldnt. They dont seem good

 

[Valve1138]

i... wouldnt. They dont seem good

Some are definitely shit. Some review well.

In ten years it’ll be a different story.

 

[Domon]

woohoo, house appraised above my highest expectations!

I was worried it was gonna appraise super low.

 

[Darth Handsome]

all right! lets borrow some $$$

 

[Domon]

i already borrowed money, im refinancing so i can borrow less money

 

[Darth Handsome]

"Borrow borrow borrow!..........theyre all borrowing? Well then lend lend lend!!!"

 

[Domon]

are you having a stroke?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Darth doesnt have strokes. Strokes have Darths

 

[fly]

woohoo, house appraised above my highest expectations!

I was worried it was gonna appraise super low.

Wait, are you moving?

 

[Domon]

Wait, are you moving?

refinance.

Although, fuck everything about this place, job and house included, id be up to move if needed.

 

[APRIL]

I'm itching to get new floors in our house, but it's going to be uber expensive as we have to redo the kitchen island, new floor boards, build a half wall. We can't install floors without doing all this at the same time. bleeehhhh

 

[Domon]

Those three things kinda feel like a drop in the bucket compared to the cost of floors.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

refinance.

Although, fuck everything about this place, job and house included, id be up to move if needed.

Come to Florida. Ape will babysit for you

 

[Valve1138]

I'm itching to get new floors in our house, but it's going to be uber expensive as we have to redo the kitchen island, new floor boards, build a half wall. We can't install floors without doing all this at the same time. bleeehhhh

Park an RV in your driveway and live in that, redo it and flip the RV to some millennials.