the original of this always makes me laugh my ass off and reminds me of elpmis for some reason
it's a buddy of mine's bday tonight who is a bar manager...I haven't been hungry since I ate breakfast at 10am...I need to force myself to eat something or tonight will get ugly with the amount of shots I know we'll be doing
You haven't gotten tired of partying yet?
is there a reason I should?
Maybe it's just me. Drinking sucks compared to other joys in life.
drinking often leads to lots of other joys
Maybe it's just me. Drinking sucks compared to other joys in life.
Like drunk sex? Ugh.
I like drunk sex. I like sober sex. I like high sex. Hell, I just like sex in anyway it comes .. pun intended . sex FTW!