The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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ERage

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I was cleaning this weekend in my house (rental) where I have lived for 2 years and I found a weed stash under one of the bathroom drawers.
 

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For those that think that UF isn't "intellectual" enough here is the type of crap that commonly gets posted on other multi-topic boards...

some dumb skank said:
OK so he is the biggest childish asshole on earth right now...hes fucking pissed off at me for stupid shit...NOT MY FAULT SHIT

today he was supposed to be awake at 6.30am to get ready for work...I woke up at 7 to the alarm going off...had been going off for the past half hour....so i went to wake him up...then he LOOKED ME IN THE EYES and said IM AWAKE. so i hit snooze and went back to bed.

9am i wake up hes still asleep...and its somehow my fucking fault. Then hes bitching me out for it asking why the hell did you turn off the alarm clock...bullshit you woke me up if you did how come i dont remember it...

then pulls the shit oh and have fun at your familys house by yourself tomorrow (morning was with his family night was with mine) BULLSHIT how childish is that to fucking ruin easter to say oh im not going to see your family cause im pissed at you. Childish!!!

so of course tho my dumbass has to respond in kind and retrort with oh so i guess your mom didnt want to see the baby tomorrow...cause she goes where i go. He didnt cathc that though...just thought i was trying to keep the baby away.

So...yeha theres more...stop reading here if your sick of this vent...so then he is walking out the door and keeps stomping back towards me to bitch me out more...and i told him just fucking leave already (uh duh! hes already late for work why is he wasting more time) So last time he stomps back towards me...he fucking purposly kicks over a huge bag of clothes and then says...get this shit...then says "Make yourself useful and pick that up!" how the fuck dare he...order me to pick up shit he purposely spilt. Does he fucking want me to lay down and be a doormat for him too?

then he takes MY FUCKING CIGGS without even leaving me one because he was out...so i went outside to ask him for one of em...as soon as he sees me walk out the front door he leans over and locks his car door...i try to knock on the window he fucking starts backing out...he almost ran over my goddamn feet.

So the day goes by he gets home at 9pm ... Still pissed...wont try to work it out...wont talk to me...so im making mashed potatos for the family tomorrow...forgot we need milk Only drank 2 beers in a 4 hour period so i ask him for the car keys... his response "you drank to much you cant drive." hes fucking had me go to the store for him on a lot worse.

So as it stands now he tried pulling the shit oh well ill take her to my moms tomorrow then you can take her to your moms...meaning i wasnt welcome. HA! so i told him hes not taking the baby without me...shit i dont give a flying fuck right now that hes her dad. I cant depend on him to be home in time with her when i need to leave...he doesnt keep his fucking word anymore.

He needs to grow the fuck up...and yet im immature right now

almost enough...almost done...I HATE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ma d
 

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stupid clock needs to move faster! have a hot date, 3rd row tickets on the glass to the first ever Thrashers playoff game, and some liquor to drink!
 

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I need to get laid with some new cock. Double wrapped, but still new!

get you some

I was going to stay in and relax tonight after an awesome date last night but I just got a call from a 22 year old very hot blond chick I've been intimate with a number of times so I'm meeting her at the bar up the street in an hour :D
 

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get you some

I was going to stay in and relax tonight after an awesome date last night but I just got a call from a 22 year old very hot blond chick I've been intimate with a number of times so I'm meeting her at the bar up the street in an hour :D

You go!! I am very proud of you. Would it be bad to ask for pics?! LOL
 

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get you some

I was going to stay in and relax tonight after an awesome date last night but I just got a call from a 22 year old very hot blond chick I've been intimate with a number of times so I'm meeting her at the bar up the street in an hour :D

you're such a whore. this is why we love you, i guess.






i should've been a whore.
 
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